The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

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Liverpool fans are believed to be behind a cheeky Wikipedia edit claiming that Reds boss Jurgen Klopp now owns Manchester City's Etihad Stadium following his team's 4-1 victory there on Saturday. (Guardian)

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Oh, dear, me! I think I may have just pissed my pants with laughter!
 
I'm really looking forward to us giving 'Pool a footballing lesson, in Europe.
 
Thank you, Luvvy!

There have been times when I have found it difficult holding up the mirror of reality to Mouser delusion, but it's a job that I know has to be done. That doesn't mean that I don't feel the pain that you Mousers feel when, having looked into my mirror, you are crushed by the weight of your delusion. It's hard for Mousers; I know that. Yes, I have to be tough, but that doesn't mean I don't have a heart.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Thank you, Luvvy!

There have been times when I have found it difficult holding up the mirror of reality to Mouser delusion, but it's a job that I know has to be done. That doesn't mean that I don't feel the pain that you Mousers feel when, having looked into my mirror, you are crushed by the weight of your delusion. It's hard for Mousers; I know that. Yes, I have to be tough, but that doesn't mean I don't have a heart.
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I don't see whilst LFC cannot thrive under Klopp. I see a NW power shift
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Liverpool fans are believed to be behind a cheeky Wikipedia edit claiming that Reds boss Jurgen Klopp now owns Manchester City's Etihad Stadium following his team's 4-1 victory there on Saturday. (Guardian)

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Oh, dear, me! I think I may have just pissed my pants with laughter!
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... not just slight ... incontinent too! <yikes> ... could you pop a thimble on the top perhaps?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Thank you, Luvvy!

There have been times when I have found it difficult holding up the mirror of reality to Mouser delusion, but it's a job that I know has to be done. That doesn't mean that I don't feel the pain that you Mousers feel when, having looked into my mirror, you are crushed by the weight of your delusion. It's hard for Mousers; I know that. Yes, I have to be tough, but that doesn't mean I don't have a heart.
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You are doing the world a service here, if there was no one to point out the deluded, then how else would we know.
 
Klopp is the biggest thing to happen to us after 2005. Charisma and meekness will take us to the promised land... Champions!!! [HASHTAG]#bbcfootball[/HASHTAG]
(BBC Football Live)

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This is the reason this thread exists!
 
The norf laandaan power shift will take place after we've got our brand new world class stadium, we really mean it this time
(BBC sport)
 
SuckyFucky, some already believe that the North London Power-Shift is under way.

I don't necessarily believe that, of course, but that is what some people think.
 
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