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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. I've never tried it, Tobes, but I am told that it is just about possible if one has a long enough tongue.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Just been reading back and had a go just out of interest, for a man of my stature it isn't possible and you get a bad back. I'd say don't bother it was a lot of effort for **** all reward.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Boom tish....

    I'll keep serving them up, you keep volleying them over the net mate <laugh>
     
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  4. NSIS

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    ...and you've gotta get past the smell first!...
     
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    <ok>.
     
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  6. England winger Raheem Sterling, 20, says he was right to leave Liverpool for Manchester City in the summer.
    (Daily Express)

    Ouch!
     
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  7. Liverpool invited the New Zealand rugby league team to their Melwood training ground where they performed a haka...
    (BBC Football website)

    <doh>
    Imagine if the silly ****ers tried doing a version of their own haka!

    Opponents would piss themselves with laughter!
     
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  8. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has warned his players they have five weeks to secure their Anfield futures.
    (Daily Mirror)

    Or what?

    Klipperty hasn't yet cottoned on that the dross currently playing for 'Pool is as good as it is ever going to get!

    The sooner he accepts the fact that 7th (occasionally 6th) is the best that 'Pool can hope for, in any given season, the easier it's going to be for him.
     
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  9. Stan

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    I think he's only killing time until a proper job becomes available.
     
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  10. Agreed, Stan.

    'Pool is his stepping-stone to either the Chelsea or United job.
     
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    I can hear Gonzo thundering his way along....any minute now!...
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    ****in' Spuds!
     
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  13. Stan

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    Makes a change from ****in' Sheep.
     
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  14. A £49m move brought with it the chance of failure, but Raheem Sterling made the right decision to leave Liverpool, says Ian Wright.
    (BBC Football website)

    Ouch!
     
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    Why "ouch"?

    It wasn't that the little **** wanted to leave it was the way he went about getting the move and that he still got an undeserved loyalty bonus because he wasn't made to hand in a written transfer request.
     
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    I like the fact that I had forgotten about it, when I was thinking about the upcoming game I hadn't considered the Sterling thing, with Torres I was bursting for him to be smashed and Agger obliged. The Sterling thing only just occured to me and now that I'm thinking about it I want someone to smash him but don't really care.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Sterling is a good player but 50million squid was a bit of a laugh.

    / if only someone other than Brodge got to spend it.
     
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    Stop baiting those chippy Scousers, HIAG

    Klipperty <laugh>
     
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  19. The BBC website is running a poll - "Which Manager Would You Prefer To Run Your Club?" - and it's got last season's top 4 managers, plus Klipperty!
    <doh>

    Why the **** isn't Poch in there? He's done far more in the Prem than Klippertry will ever do, especially at 'Pool!

    'Pool is, at best, a second-rate top 7 side, whereas we have finished mainly 4th or 5th over the past several seasons!

    The media bias in favour of 'Pool and against Spurs is utterly sickening!
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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