Welcome to a World of chaos, a world full of heros,chancers, evil killers and absolute bastards.
Along time ago in a galaxy far far away 17 legends went beyond the event horizon and all ended up in this world of pain and suffering.
Most legends found solice in bonding with others like them and formed two groups
1. The heros
Bill
Ted
Indiana jones
Robocop
Rambo
Commando
Gladiator
Robin hood
Airwolf
2. The ****s
Megatron
Hanibal
Skeletor
Darth vador
Terminator
Renegade
However the real ****s are not so obvious because we have a killer known as none other than ainsley harriot and an alien hunter on the loose ie the ****ing predator.
The matrix
The matrix can be used to escape this world so the heros aim is to kill every **** and all **** off together, however the ****s plan to kill all the heros and leave together also.
One player will start the game with matrix and ill pm them to let them know, however if they are killed this becomes the property of the killer
If can give his killer matrix mind control disease and if he is ever killed then hero that killed him will join the ****s.
Lynchings
As usual vote for someone you want to die every night by 9pm in bold
Please go easy on me
Roles
Ainsley
Each night every player must nominate a meal choice from ainsleys menu.
There are 16 meals to start with and one will be laced with deadly mushrooms and will lead to instant death. Everytime someone dies the menu choices will drop and thus not decrease the chance of ainsley killing.
Ainsley will choose which of the meal choices is to be lethal each night to me via pm.
Ainsley can only be lyched not killed because like i said hes an absolute bastard if lynched no more meal choices.
So you will basically pick a number between 1 and 16 and pm me your choice daily.
Ainsleys aim is to poison everyone and escape with the matrix by himself.
The predator
A free role in which he simply selects a player he would like to kill and has a 50 % success rate regardless of location because he's a hunter.
He doesn't give two ****s about the matrix, however his task isnt easy because both the heros and the ****s know if they identify him they just need to get out the mud and smear it on.
The predator if lynched will explode and kill whoever is responsible.
The predator does choose a meal but not a location - ill discuss locations shortly
Bill and ted
Can communicate with eachother via pm but not to anyone else.
Can choose an alternative future once during the game, so if they believe a lynching is killing a hero they can save them via pm and choose whoever they believe to be a **** to die
Must choose a meal, weapon vote for a lynch and choose location daily.
Indiana jones
An absolute legend he discovered the matrix and starts the game with it.
Must choose a meal,weapon,vote for lynch and a location daily.
Robocop, hard as **** and can investigate a player with 50% accuracy but is for his info only.
Must choose a meal, weapon and location Daily.
Rambo, Commando,Gladiator,robin hood and airwolf are basically the same as Indiana jones but start without the matrix.
Heros cant reveal identity or pm eachother
Megatron, Hanibal ( POSSES MATRIX MIND DISEASE ABILTY see matrix up page) ,skeletor, Darth vador,Terminator and renegade can communicate with eachother and must choose a daily meal, weapon, lynch vote
and location daily.
Locations
The woods
Hotel
Airport
Drive through
Castle
Bar
Desert
Brothel
The the high street
Beach
4 maximum per location if its full ill advise via pm so you can make another choice. This information is top secret and punishment is rape
****s can discuss meal choices and locations. However can send max two to any given location.
Nobody can confirm their location to anyone this is pm to me only!!!!!! One choice accepted no changing.
Actually the same rule for meal choices no ****ing about.
Weapon choices
Hand grenade
Bazooka
Shotgun
Flame thrower
Machine gun
You can change weapon choices
How do locations and weapons work?
If by chance you end up in a location with any of your enemies you will obviously start killing eachother.
It's basically like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
The results each night will indicate who fought who and how they died
If your in a location on your own or just with allies you survive that night.
You must leave home or airwolf will drop an airstrike on you
Ok i hope it makes sense any questions start now.
I might have to change things between now and 9pm
Ainsley Harriot can you pm me a number between 1 and 16 to lace tomorrows meal.
1. Horse **** pie
2. Rats anus burger
3. Cock soup
4. Vomit and sprouts
5. Horses dick
6. Tomato pisd soup
7. Chips beans and egg
8. Trout pussy and mustard mayonnaise
9. Pasta ringpiece
10. Chutney and cockcheese sandwich
11. Lemon breasts
12. Petrol
13. Cake
14. Burger and bollocks
15. **** spread bagel
16. Crap
Ps expect a twist somewhere
Special powers
You can use your special power at anytime you choose, but only once in secret via pm
Predator
You don't use anything it will occur automatically when lynched or killed when you self destruct.
Ainsley
You can throw down your overalls and choose a location and weapon
Bill and ted
As before you have the ability to save a lych via time travel
Indiana jones
You can identify the location of the matrix for yourself only.
Skeletor
You can do the double cross if you get the matrix and go it alone.
Renegade
You an opt for a motorcycle escape rather than a weapon but must go to a location to escape.
Robocop
You have acid attack option which superceeds usual weapon battle with a 50% kill percentage. If you miss the standard rock. Paper ****e takes place.
Rambo
1000 bullets and works the same as acid attack.
Megatron
Bazooka arm and works the same as Robocops
Commando
Tree through gullet throw and works same as Robocops
Gladiator
Sword of chaos and works same as Robocop
Hanibal
You can eat someone at any point in the game
Terminator
You can be t 1000 for a day
Darth vader
Finger point and works the same way as Robocops
Robin hood
Lynch save option
Airwolf
You can airstrike a location on leaving a battle you survive in
Rd-209
Beast mode and works like Robocops
Soundwave
Mini wave
Realese a mini me and works like Robocops
Gizmo
Multiply
Double your chance of survival works like Robocops
If your special power is a weapon and your opponent also happens to have used their special normal service resumes ie rock paper lizard scissors
If nobody is at the location and your special is weapon isn't deployed you still have it to use.
Along time ago in a galaxy far far away 17 legends went beyond the event horizon and all ended up in this world of pain and suffering.
Most legends found solice in bonding with others like them and formed two groups
1. The heros
Bill
Ted
Indiana jones
Robocop
Rambo
Commando
Gladiator
Robin hood
Airwolf
2. The ****s
Megatron
Hanibal
Skeletor
Darth vador
Terminator
Renegade
However the real ****s are not so obvious because we have a killer known as none other than ainsley harriot and an alien hunter on the loose ie the ****ing predator.
The matrix
The matrix can be used to escape this world so the heros aim is to kill every **** and all **** off together, however the ****s plan to kill all the heros and leave together also.
One player will start the game with matrix and ill pm them to let them know, however if they are killed this becomes the property of the killer
If can give his killer matrix mind control disease and if he is ever killed then hero that killed him will join the ****s.
Lynchings
As usual vote for someone you want to die every night by 9pm in bold
Please go easy on me
Roles
Ainsley
Each night every player must nominate a meal choice from ainsleys menu.
There are 16 meals to start with and one will be laced with deadly mushrooms and will lead to instant death. Everytime someone dies the menu choices will drop and thus not decrease the chance of ainsley killing.
Ainsley will choose which of the meal choices is to be lethal each night to me via pm.
Ainsley can only be lyched not killed because like i said hes an absolute bastard if lynched no more meal choices.
So you will basically pick a number between 1 and 16 and pm me your choice daily.
Ainsleys aim is to poison everyone and escape with the matrix by himself.
The predator
A free role in which he simply selects a player he would like to kill and has a 50 % success rate regardless of location because he's a hunter.
He doesn't give two ****s about the matrix, however his task isnt easy because both the heros and the ****s know if they identify him they just need to get out the mud and smear it on.
The predator if lynched will explode and kill whoever is responsible.
The predator does choose a meal but not a location - ill discuss locations shortly
Bill and ted
Can communicate with eachother via pm but not to anyone else.
Can choose an alternative future once during the game, so if they believe a lynching is killing a hero they can save them via pm and choose whoever they believe to be a **** to die
Must choose a meal, weapon vote for a lynch and choose location daily.
Indiana jones
An absolute legend he discovered the matrix and starts the game with it.
Must choose a meal,weapon,vote for lynch and a location daily.
Robocop, hard as **** and can investigate a player with 50% accuracy but is for his info only.
Must choose a meal, weapon and location Daily.
Rambo, Commando,Gladiator,robin hood and airwolf are basically the same as Indiana jones but start without the matrix.
Heros cant reveal identity or pm eachother
Megatron, Hanibal ( POSSES MATRIX MIND DISEASE ABILTY see matrix up page) ,skeletor, Darth vador,Terminator and renegade can communicate with eachother and must choose a daily meal, weapon, lynch vote
and location daily.
Locations
The woods
Hotel
Airport
Drive through
Castle
Bar
Desert
Brothel
The the high street
Beach
4 maximum per location if its full ill advise via pm so you can make another choice. This information is top secret and punishment is rape
****s can discuss meal choices and locations. However can send max two to any given location.
Nobody can confirm their location to anyone this is pm to me only!!!!!! One choice accepted no changing.
Actually the same rule for meal choices no ****ing about.
Weapon choices
Hand grenade
Bazooka
Shotgun
Flame thrower
Machine gun
You can change weapon choices
How do locations and weapons work?
If by chance you end up in a location with any of your enemies you will obviously start killing eachother.
It's basically like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
The results each night will indicate who fought who and how they died
If your in a location on your own or just with allies you survive that night.
You must leave home or airwolf will drop an airstrike on you
Ok i hope it makes sense any questions start now.
I might have to change things between now and 9pm
Ainsley Harriot can you pm me a number between 1 and 16 to lace tomorrows meal.
1. Horse **** pie
2. Rats anus burger
3. Cock soup
4. Vomit and sprouts
5. Horses dick
6. Tomato pisd soup
7. Chips beans and egg
8. Trout pussy and mustard mayonnaise
9. Pasta ringpiece
10. Chutney and cockcheese sandwich
11. Lemon breasts
12. Petrol
13. Cake
14. Burger and bollocks
15. **** spread bagel
16. Crap
Ps expect a twist somewhere
Special powers
You can use your special power at anytime you choose, but only once in secret via pm
Predator
You don't use anything it will occur automatically when lynched or killed when you self destruct.
Ainsley
You can throw down your overalls and choose a location and weapon
Bill and ted
As before you have the ability to save a lych via time travel
Indiana jones
You can identify the location of the matrix for yourself only.
Skeletor
You can do the double cross if you get the matrix and go it alone.
Renegade
You an opt for a motorcycle escape rather than a weapon but must go to a location to escape.
Robocop
You have acid attack option which superceeds usual weapon battle with a 50% kill percentage. If you miss the standard rock. Paper ****e takes place.
Rambo
1000 bullets and works the same as acid attack.
Megatron
Bazooka arm and works the same as Robocops
Commando
Tree through gullet throw and works same as Robocops
Gladiator
Sword of chaos and works same as Robocop
Hanibal
You can eat someone at any point in the game
Terminator
You can be t 1000 for a day
Darth vader
Finger point and works the same way as Robocops
Robin hood
Lynch save option
Airwolf
You can airstrike a location on leaving a battle you survive in
Rd-209
Beast mode and works like Robocops
Soundwave
Mini wave
Realese a mini me and works like Robocops
Gizmo
Multiply
Double your chance of survival works like Robocops
If your special power is a weapon and your opponent also happens to have used their special normal service resumes ie rock paper lizard scissors
If nobody is at the location and your special is weapon isn't deployed you still have it to use.
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