Tony's Latest Tweets...

[Shawswood]

Ah, is for me. Previous 15 we were lost, it was extremely boring. Last 4 we been promoted twice and been in the PL 3 seasons. We have had some great players and beaten and given good games to the best in the Country. There's been the bad periods of course too, but like life its better to live it than be a grey mouse in the back alley. Thanks Tony.

Good on you Oslo, putting the case forward for positivity.
In general I can agree about the promotions, they were so exciting, notwithstanding the fact that the first one happened before Tony took over.

The Only part of the PL experience I didn't find painful however was the comeback end of season under Hughes, that was great. The rest, not so for me.

 

[IwasanotherwatfordR]

Good on you Oslo, putting the case forward for positivity.
In general I can agree about the promotions, they were so exciting, notwithstanding the fact that the first one happened before Tony took over.

The Only part of the PL experience I didn't find painful however was the comeback end of season under Hughes, that was great. The rest, not so for me.

I think we outplayed Man City and Liverpool at home last season. There were other moments (albeit far too few) we were good, even if we didn't get results to show for them.

 

[sku]

240M anyone smell Nescafe yet? Respect to Imaz

Funny you should mention it....

A Nescafe marketing manager manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.

After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate 100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'."

The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord it must not be changed."

Well," says the Nescafe man, "We anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, we will increase our offer to 140 million. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'."

Again, the Pope replies, "That, my son, is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be changed."

Finally, the Nescafe guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your adherence to your faith, but we do have one final offer.

We will donate 240 million - that's quarter a billion quid - to the great Catholic church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'. Please consider it."and he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news... The good news is that the Church will come into 240 million."

"And the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.

"We're losing the Hovis Account"

 

[Quality Passing Rules]

Except that 15 years ago neutrals felt sorry for QPR fans and an odd respect for a small club which had always been entertaining and punched above its weight. Now they feel we are a bunch of spendthrift ****ers who tried to buy success and cheat the rules and they are delighted that we have failed. The damage to reputation/brand from the last five years is huge.

Except that 15 years ago neutrals felt sorry for QPR fans and an odd respect for a small club which had always been entertaining and punched above its weight. Now they feel we are a bunch of spendthrift ****ers who tried to buy success and cheat the rules and they are delighted that we have failed. The damage to reputation/brand from the last five years is huge.

Sadly I can't disagree with this as much as I want to. It pains me to see how other fans look at us now.