Board Meltdowns

Personally I was up for it this game as I ****ing hate us losing any game including friendlies

 

Obviously a widely held opinion then.

Just mount him lad, I'm sure a rock god will have very liberal sexual attitudes, it goes with the territory.

 

Or a piss poor wum

 

Mate the # was a pisstake as according to everyone on here all us Arsenal fans after every game are either wengerout or we are inwengerwetrust !
At least we don't go into hiding or post farewell messages like the Chavs.

jose has gone from parking the bus to throwing his players under the bus

 

But still true

 

I can put you in the 12 year old school boy humour category too then

 

If I was in that category I would point out that you denied it, so it is true. But I'm not.

 

For the record, I would like to point out that I am not gay, nor do I have any homosexual leanings.

Quite the opposite, in fact. I am a veracious Alpha Male, with the (normal) sexual appetite of a rutting rhino.

 

You wife must be thrilled

 

I get no complaints, G4E.

Well, none other than, "Please, stop! You're hurting me with that monster!"

 

Of course she does

 

How much do you pay the monster to bang your missus? Do you watch or listen on the other side of the door like a masturbating monkey?

 

You're the one who keeps going on about gay porn, are you sure that's not your advert for the gay dating classifieds ?

 

So what you're saying is you like having sex with female Rhinos?

 

He can only convince girls who look like female rhinos to come back to his place and bang the monster he has on his payroll. It's fairly specialist stuff.

 

He's saying that has a preference for ugly munters that look like Rhinos and masturbating monkeys.

Beggars can't be choosers it seems

 

My "jizzing monkey" jibe has really got to you, hasn't it, PIXIE?

 

Yawn It was mildly funny the first time. But the way you've been going on about it tells me you have an unhealthy obsession with masturbating monkeys .... and rhinos, gay porn and monsters banging your (probably imaginary) wife. You need help mate.

 

Oh, dear! Sorry, mate, for getting to you.

I'll lay back a little.

 

We don 't want to hear about what you're getting up to with masturbating monkeys and horny Rhinos mate, you need to keep those depravities to yourself