My hair can't get any greyer, and I don't particularly want to go bald, so I'm sticking on 2, thank you very much.
Personally don't believe in putting my pic on the internet (already with talktalk ffs) however I will show a pic of my sex partner - never has a headache , never says no and always willing. I know it looks well used
You should change your name, to maybe " will someone please take this ****ing sombrero" and let this tribal elder go home for a shag ha! Kids and attitudes, we have all been there mate.. Enjoy the match whatever the result and speak soon..
Just don't be unfaithful to it mate, my ex's lawyer is still out there somewhere. You might end up with just your left hand!
There dispels the myth that sperm can act as an anti aging cream. However i'll keep this knowledge to myself.
Wow mate. Not surprised you're getting her wifed ASAP Well played. Wor Megan and I have been to a wedding tonight...we're one of those annoying as **** couples that take endless selfies.
You scrub up ok for someone who drinks nettle tea and dances to hippy music. She.s a stunner. Wtf is shr doing with a mushroom picker like you?