Bowyer v Dyer fight. That was a hoot. Like two puffs arguing over who gets the last lick of a toffee apple.
It was my choice, ultimately, as you know, and, although I know that it's 'wrong' we both know why, under the circumstances, it's right I'm going to feel very strange on sunday
No theres load left. Many have decided to go to your morris dancing class instead. And drink all your mead.
It's too early for anything other than light-hearted banter, don't want to burn out my vitriol before Sunday I'm guessing there's a joke in there somewhere but it's gone right over my head mate?
While you mugs are frothing and snarling at the game I'll be in a meadow doing yoga, I know which one of us is going to live longer
It's called being one with nature. You should try it, you may like it. We have a spot open in flute club if you're interested?
Biggest load of ****e I've ever read. I swear down, if we lose to you lot again I'm going to hunt that bastard horse down and finish the job
I hear there's a rule in flute club, you're not allowed to discuss what happens in flute club. However, a whistle blower (who never made the transition to flute blower) confirmed that the reason for this 'pact' is because you all take turns at sticking your flutes up each other's arses and play "Three Blind Mice" as some sort of deformed annual ritual... You should be ashamed.
Virtually all sold out for Sunday, nearly as hard getting 2 Andre rieu tickets ! which I did at £88 each, and has anyone seen him live ? going in Dec a xmas treat for my dad , fantastic orchestra .