Bloody hell Comm - if you're going to banish me to the kitchen at least do it with a bottle of wine and a leg of lamb or something Spinach lasagne
Jeez Jerry. You got the vote (most things pass pops by these days)! Now, be a dear, and put the kettle on Thank **** I'm 200 miles away.....
Not to worry mate. If I wanted sex I`d go out and buy it. £20 + free disease of my choice. Got to be a bargain.
I think we're out of luck Pops. Another woman with nee sense of humour. Shame about Billy though, having to sleep outside in the shed with the dog again. I'll blame you, you blame me, he'll be non the wiser