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Cardew can spot a funky post a mile off, you know what he does with funky post? He puts them in his funky post box.

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I think the real reason he hates Bri is because funk ruined the hippy generation.
**** off man. Ginger mackem tells me you claim to be a CIA spy. Says you think of yourself as a cross between James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenneger. Told me he snapped this picture of you posing in your gym mirrors
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**** off man. Ginger mackem tells me you claim to be a CIA spy. Says you think of yourself as a cross between James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenneger. Told me he snapped this picture of you posing in your gym mirrors
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Bang on, can't fault that. Nailed it.
 
So I leave it alone and you just can't stop yourself having a second bite of the cherry <laugh> I've accepted that all your posts can be taken with a pinch of salt as, unless otherwise stated, we can assume that there are no facts or substance behind them. I thank you for clarifying that <ok>

You called me a knob again and you know it. You're not half as clever as you think you are, bet you had your 'second bite of the cherry' comment lined up ready. If you had half a brain you'd have known I'd reference post 99 where you started again.

So this is what's happened. You abused me unprovoked then gave me a lecture on Attitude. Then after I tell you to drop it you call me a knob again then lecture me taking a second bite of the cherry.<laugh> You're making yourself look a right inconsistent bell end aren't you lad. <doh>
 
You called me a knob again and you know it. You're not half as clever as you think you are, bet you had your 'second bite of the cherry' comment lined up ready. If you had half a brain you'd have known I'd reference post 99 where you started again.

So this is what's happened. You abused me unprovoked then gave me a lecture on Attitude. Then after I tell you to drop it you call me a knob again then lecture me taking a second bite of the cherry.<laugh> You're making yourself look a right inconsistent bell end aren't you lad. <doh>
I don't think I'm particularly smart tbh. Massively more so than you, yes, but that says little.

I think you need to re-evaluate what you understand by the word "lecture" <laugh> Anyway, I thought you wouldn't have seen my post as you have me on ignore <laugh>
 
I don't think I'm particularly smart tbh. Massively more so than you, yes, but that says little.

I think you need to re-evaluate what you understand by the word "lecture" <laugh> Anyway, I thought you wouldn't have seen my post as you have me on ignore <laugh>

Ok switch from the subject now you've been shown up. I took you of ignore ages ago you clown. What's that got with anything? Keep starting and i'll keep making you look a clip.<ok>
 
Ok switch from the subject now you've been shown up. I took you of ignore ages ago you clown. What's that got with anything? Keep starting and i'll keep making you look a clip.<ok>

Not sure what the subject even is tbh, so how I can change it I have no idea.

Yes, I called you a knob, because you are one.

Yes, I called you out for having a ****cunt of an attitude, because you do.

Not sure what more you want me to say on that tbh?

BTW, you couldn't make ginger mackem look like a clip, let alone someone who actually has a few brain cells <ok> "Vanaldum" <laugh>
 
Not sure what the subject even is tbh, so how I can change it I have no idea.

Yes, I called you a knob, because you are one.

Yes, I called you out for having a ******** of an attitude, because you do.

Not sure what more you want me to say on that tbh?

BTW, you couldn't make ginger mackem look like a clip, let alone someone who actually has a few brain cells <ok> "Vanaldum" <laugh>

Well as you ignited the whole thing I think that one sentence sums up just how ****ing stupid you are. Can't even remember your own posts from today. ****ing imbecile.<doh>

You've made yourself look a clip. All I've provided is a narrative. Pointing out your stupid comments and responding in kind to your abuse.
 
Well as you ignited the whole thing I think that one sentence sums up just how ****ing stupid you are. Can't even remember your own posts from today. ****ing imbecile.<doh>

You've made yourself look a clip. All I've provided is a narrative. Pointing out your stupid comments and responding in kind to your abuse.
The original subject was the pronunciation of Wijnaldum but given that we hadn't mentioned that in a few posts, you could hardly accuse me of changing that subject could you? So what exactly was the subject, seemed more just a back and forth of having a go at each other tbh. You really are a simpleton, but you won't answer my first question of this post, you will spin it round with a nice serving of abuse.
 
The original subject was the pronunciation of Wijnaldum but given that we hadn't mentioned that in a few posts, you could hardly accuse me of changing that subject could you? So what exactly was the subject, seemed more just a back and forth of having a go at each other tbh. You really are a simpleton, but you won't answer my first question of this post, you will spin it round with a nice serving of abuse.

The subject was your unprovoked abuse followed by a feeble attempt at trying to gain the moral high ground. Only way you can save face is by shutting the **** up and getting on with it but like I said. You're stupid. Too stupid to know what's good for you.
 
The original subject was the pronunciation of Wijnaldum but given that we hadn't mentioned that in a few posts, you could hardly accuse me of changing that subject could you? So what exactly was the subject, seemed more just a back and forth of having a go at each other tbh. You really are a simpleton, but you won't answer my first question of this post, you will spin it round with a nice serving of abuse.

You only asked one question by the way. ****ing idiot. You changed the subject from abuse you started over nowt to waffling on about the definition of lecture and about the ignore function. You know you could read all this back for yourself. <ok>
 
The subject was your unprovoked abuse followed by a feeble attempt at trying to gain the moral high ground. Only way you can save face is by shutting the **** up and getting on with it but like I said. You're stupid. Too stupid to know what's good for you.
Mate if you want to get REALLY personal I'm sure we can delve into who the stupid one is out the two of us. I'd rather not go there though. Of course, in your head, you're taking me to the cleaners here. People like you always think that. But continually claiming that you're winning an argument, over and over again (as you have about 5 times already), is usually a sign that you aren't. Think on that <ok>
 
Mate if you want to get REALLY personal I'm sure we can delve into who the stupid one is out the two of us. I'd rather not go there though. Of course, in your head, you're taking me to the cleaners here. People like you always think that. But continually claiming that you're winning an argument, over and over again (as you have about 5 times already), is usually a sign that you aren't. Think on that <ok>

I've not claimed to win an argument at any point. It's not a competition. You've made yourself look a clip by bursting into abuse all because you didn't like a big bad opinion. We're going round in circles. Just shut up <laugh>
 
I've not claimed to win an argument at any point. It's not a competition. You've made yourself look a clip by bursting into abuse all because you didn't like a big bad opinion. We're going round in circles. Just shut up <laugh>
Saying "what a knob" now equates to "bursting into abuse" <laugh>

This is what you do Funky, you slowly morph the facts over the course of a long, drawn-out argument until they make you seem like the good guy taking the moral high ground. I also applaud your use of the <laugh> smiley throughout this argument, very strategically done. Wouldn't fool anyone with half a brain cell like, but still, for a thick moron such as yourself it's relatively smart.