It was a classic down the local last night. Caravan Jimmy came in and had a couple of pints and a bag of bacon fries. Martin the bar manager stuck some tunes on the jukie. Old Ted the farmer came in smelling like a tramps vest and drank 3 pints of the black stuff. Millionaire Steve got arsey when he got beat at pool. A new barman started as well and he's gay![]()
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Just don't bother, then. It's quite simple.

Nothing to report today from the weekends events?

The eldest (25 today) got some dampness. Will get down.
I went to the pub on Sunday and ordered 2 ciders.
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TBF, that is a classic, you usually opt for Babycham![]()
The nasty **** girl Denice ****ed The eldest (25 today). Will get Jenks down there next weekend. No shortage, if that's what's required![]()
They were the berry flavour ones if that is more predictable
Woodchuck makes a decent blueberry cider. Was a nice breakfast cider to drink whilst watching the game this weekend.
Wife commented that I was drinking in the AM. Said I had to because Rodgers is still the manager, and it's blueberry so it's ok.
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Not sure on blueberry.. Would try though.
That would be a dry cider, then, I'm guessing?I think it's only available during summer- coming to end of availability. Very desert like. Nice for a morning drink. Would want something less sweet for later in the day. They have a hop infused cider that's better as an evening drink.
That would be a dry cider, then, I'm guessing?