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What's going on? Was the letter a fake or whit?

Does this read as if it's real?

"Dear supporter we have been contacted recently by fans within the section regarding personal hygiene issues which are impacting on the enjoyments of some supporters.
We would therefore like to ask everyone to please ensure the enjoyment of your fellow supporters is not impacted and that everyone within the area maintains an acceptable standard of personal hygiene".


It's generic ****e, shifting between "Fans" and "supporters", it makes no mention of the section (or "area") in question - which you would expect, and if it was really written by an employee of Celtic FC then he's an illiterate imbecile who also moonlights as FLO at Stockport County
 
I got a letter from Celtic a few months back (Not about my personal Hygiene) and I can assure you the letterhead and footer were nothing like that Phtoshopped garbage.

<laugh>
 
Does this read as if it's real?

"Dear supporter we have been contacted recently by fans within the section regarding personal hygiene issues which are impacting on the enjoyments of some supporters.
We would therefore like to ask everyone to please ensure the enjoyment of your fellow supporters is not impacted and that everyone within the area maintains an acceptable standard of personal hygiene".


It's generic ****e, shifting between "Fans" and "supporters", it makes no mention of the section (or "area") in question - which you would expect, and if it was really written by an employee of Celtic FC then he's an illiterate imbecile who also moonlights as FLO at Stockport County
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No signature, contact address, email, or telephone number, no footer or header, just a Jpeg on the top right of the letter.

Highly professional set up we have at Parkhead it seems.

If anyone wants to send me their bank details, pin number and Mother's Maiden name I'll send you a hard copy of this letter which proves it's real.