Mouser Watch #2

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Brendan Rodgers has decided to quit football management, as he's clearly no good at it.
He's taken up acting and has managed to get a part in the next Jurassic Park film, apparently:
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Velociraptor Rodgers. Cheaper than CGI.
 
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PleaseNotPoll said:
Brendan Rodgers has decided to quit football management, as he's clearly no good at it.
He's taken up acting and has managed to get a part in the next Jurassic Park film, apparently:
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Velociraptor Rodgers. Cheaper than CGI.
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<laugh>
 
Yesterday Liverpool didn't have any of the following in their front six (all of whom could have played together as recently as May 2014) - Henderson, Gerrard, Coutinho, Suarez, Sterling, Sturidge.

Nuff said.
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
Brendan Rodgers has decided to quit football management, as he's clearly no good at it.
He's taken up acting and has managed to get a part in the next Jurassic Park film, apparently:
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Velociraptor Rodgers. Cheaper than CGI.
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T Rex all day, for me. He’s got those little constricted T Rex arms and little clawing fingers.

Liverpool have had a huge turnover in the past couple of years. Hence the question why the pundits predicted a good season for them. We struggled when we had a big turnover after Bale left, as did Liverpool after Suarez left. So after Sterling left and they bought a bunch of other players, why were they going to do well? So far it looks like they have some talented players but no style of play.
 
There's a lot of ****e coming from Gerrard lately, isn't there?
- He would've stayed at Liverpool if he was offered the right job...despite stalling on a contract for nine months before heading Stateside
- Spurs wanted to sign him...except we never bid for him
- El-Hadji Douf was the worst signing of his time at Liverpool...despite the money spunked away on flops like Carroll or Downing?
- Whinging about being told Scott Parker was being given the England captaincy ahead of him
 
Probably, someone at Spurs made an enquiry as to whether or not, under the right contractual circumstances, he'd be interested in talking, and suddenly, in Slippy's mind, that translate into "Spurs wanted to sign him!"

I'm so glad that the miserable bastard turned his nose up at us at the first opportunity, because I would not have wanted him Spurs to take up a valuable spot on our bench!
 
humanbeingincroydon said:
Gerrard has also stated that Rodgers asked him to send text messages to potential signings: http://www.skysports.com/football/n...toni-kroos-in-attempt-to-lure-them-to-anfield

...in other words, Gerrard has publicly admitted that he was an agent in Rodgers' attempts to unsettle players at other clubs - or as it's commonly know, tapping-up. ****ING GENIUS!
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I'm sure that Liverpool will now face sanctions for something that their own player has admitted...
 
Spurm said:
Is that sarcasm? There is probably more chance of Real Madrid losing their government funding
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No, I'm sure that the Premier League or FA will hammer Liverpool worse than Man Utd and West Ham did.
It'll happen just after the top two in the Ballon d'Or isn't Messi and Ronaldo in some order.
 
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5 games without a win now for Liverpool and when you consider the circumstances of their last win, against Bournemouth, it doesn't look good for them.

Carlisle will be rubbing their hands in anticipation for Wednesday.
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34350920

The clueless pundit fries an egg on his own face with one of the most embarrassing about-turns I've ever seen, going from quite bizarrely waxing lyrical about Liverpool's superb draw against Norwich as signs that they're on course to challenge for the title, to now admitting after being held by the mighty Carlisle that there might be something massively wrong after all <laugh>
 
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5 games without a win now for Liverpool and when you consider the circumstances of their last win, against Bournemouth...
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Love how the pundits are saying that the season started fine in their first two games and has gone badly since then. In fact game 1 against Stoke they were hardly outstanding and in game 2 against Bournemouth the result was a travesty based on the refereeing.

Didn't a similar thing happen to Brazil in the World Cup? They were given plenty of ref help at the start of the tournament so that people didn't realise that they weren't very good.
 
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