Off Topic Satan ****s of hell

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I've never understood the fear of spiders. Especially in Britain where there arnt any poisonous spiders.


Just fear of the unknown mate imo.

Now Australians, their fear is justified <laugh> Over there you can go for a crap and a funnel web spider bites your junk from his hiding spot under the toilet seat <yikes>
 
Just fear of the unknown mate imo.

Now Australians, their fear is justified <laugh> Over there you can go for a crap and a funnel web spider bites your junk from his hiding spot under the toilet seat <yikes>

They also have some of the prettiest spiders too... Peacock spiders come from there...

... If you live long enough to see one.
 
They also have some of the prettiest spiders too... Peacock spiders come from there...

... If you live long enough to see one.


Just looked them up, **** me, never seen one of those before, had I come across one of those in my bed I'd have shat myself <laugh>

Pretty awesome looking things.

My brother kept a large spider, the thing was so fragile, and required careful care, people don't realise usually how fragile these things are.

Coconut spiders, which are not spiders I know, are awesome
 
Was bit on radio today of a guy that moved into a new house, a week later had a return to sender package, opened it and it was a huge spider... Can't remember it's name but apparently 3rd largest species in the world.

Was being returned to the previous occupant who was obviously no longer there <laugh>
 
Just looked them up, **** me, never seen one of those before, had I come across one of those in my bed I'd have shat myself <laugh>

Pretty awesome looking things.

My brother kept a large spider, the thing was so fragile, and required careful care, people don't realise usually how fragile these things are.

Coconut spiders, which are not spiders I know, are awesome
There are some amazing things in the world, far more bizarre and varied than any aliens most film-makers can come up with.
 
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definitely lizard...
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Taylor swift has to be a lizard too.

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She's not butt ugly like Mikey Cyrus, and does sometimes look attractive... But she is also rather odd looking.

She's a bit like Cameron Diaz that way. Both semi- attractive and odd looking at the same time.

I bet you think Kristen Stewart isn't fit as well <doh>