You do realize that your simply stating that I am "melting down" doesn't make it true, right? It seems quite obvious to me that the only one having a "meltdown" is you, I'm afraid (and putting a "smiley" face icon in every single one of your posts to try to give the impression that you're having a giggle, isn't fooling anyone, mate). You really do need to get over my "masturbating monkey" jibe, for the sake of your own sanity.
The irony of your meltdown claim totally lost on you. The reason for my smileys is that you keep bumping your meltdown thread, whilst claiming you're in no way bothered by it at all
Help! Someone help! I'm in work and cannot post a video because of online restrictions. Some do me a favour and post a romantic clip from Brokeback Mountain.
I know HIAG has a mental age of around 3 years old, but I reckon he's a bit older than the lad on the right in that picture.
I think we'll hammer Sunderland. Someone is due a hammering at our hands, soon. We've been playing well, just not scoring.