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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Super G Ted'inho, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. Random thread that I'm expecting to sink.

    Anyone got tattoos honouring their offspring? As most of you know, I've got three sons and I've been trying to think of a tattoo design for ages that would include all three somehow.

    I quite like this but not enough to have it...

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    ...I'd want to include dates of births somehow too if possible.

    three is such an awkward number (no, I'm not having more or having the mrs (nm) name)
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    in before the lock

    #sympathypost <rose> with deepest condolences
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I think if the person getting the tat has boys it would be difficult for them in later life if they were named Emma, Ida, Maja and Molly.
     
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  4. FFS
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    he's anticipating them being transgender
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    #allaboutgreez is surely the order here (if you havent already)

    My best mate is a tattoist and his artwork is incredible and has been recognised. He runs3very succesful parlours now with people working for him. I havent got any myself but I do like a well done one. My mates havequite afew because its been easy to get them from my said mate

    What about this which is obviously a masterpiece <doh>
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I've got a tattoo on me todger, it says LOL but when I'm banging me bird it say LIVERPOOL.

    <whistle>
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    eh?! has she got 'iverpo' tattooed strategically over her vajayjay and taint or summit
     
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  10. I quite like the idea of a portrait but obviously wouldn't trust anyone to do it <laugh>

    I know you've got a mate that does them, you've nearly mentioned it as much as your leg <whistle>
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Leg? WTF you talking about??
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    that was the leg he was gonna get tats on before they amputated it
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Nope, the tattoo is on my sometimes soft wrinkled penis....<grr>

    My mate is well endowed though, his penile tattoo says
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch

    :bandit:
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    200.gif
     
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    Night Walton lad XXXXXXXXXXX



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    They got that radio to celebrate the birth of their youngest, never had any more kids after that funnily enough.
     
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    Tramp stamps!
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    get to ****, i'm not from that blue ****e ****hole Walton
     
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    Oi!
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You're an exception to the rule though saint, County Road is the ****e's midden.
     
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