Off Topic Tattoos

Don't keep us all waiting

 

Ooops. I was going to say life sized Derek Asamoah picture on mine.

 

it was kind of worth the wait

 

could input the month and year bars they have on some watches to the clock face.

so you would have may one side 2012 the other and obviously the time of birth, only thing is whether you like abbreviated words ie mar nov etc.

i just have both my daughters first and middle names and date of birth tattoo on both my forearms, but you have 3 lads so wouldn't work

tattoo artist who done mine, has his ones foot tattooed on his chest, maybe you could have a foot for each of your lads and have date of birth on them etc.

always wanted to have a portrait done but was always scared ****less if it ended up ****e as i would have probably done time lol.

 

If i remember correctly, you actually live in Hove don't you Biscan?

Not been but it's a place I wouldn't mind going tbh

 

I'd thought about the date bars but I think it would spoil the style of time piece out is.

Three is a pain. Seen loads of things I like that are individual for each child but only got two sides/arms/pecks (ok, moobs) on my body lol

And wanted to have their hand print from birth but not got them all. The eldest is eight now so it would make it much bigger than I wanted lol

The portrait is what I actually want but needs to be an exceptional tattooist. I know of a person that does it but charges over £100ph and it takes over four hours to do a 4x2 inch portrait I'd want all three together so would need to be at least 8x3inch

 

No
Hove is East Sussex

 

What you need is to get a really **** tattoo.... Then go on next series of tattoo fixers and get it covered up with someone amazing for free

 

seen that program, they get them free!!!! some of them deserve to be shot for some of the ****e i have seen on there, not covered up for free lol.

esp the one who had a tattoo of him doing his mates mum lol.

i take it that place must be by appointment only, guessing its london somewhere, series has finished now i think which is a shame.

 

I've been watching it too, good programme if you're into tattoo's and stuff

If you want a portrait done Greez, fly over Miami and go to Miami Ink and get Kat Von D do to do one for you, she's amazing at them.

 

Haha that one was brilliant. The dude that had I love cock on his back as well as some other bits was a ficking idiot. He didn't deserve to have it covered.

To get on the show you have to apply via channel 4. I'd imagine those 3 actually own their own places which you can go to and pay though.

 

The bloke with the Andy Murray tattoo on his arse

 

He seemed like a complete dick as well

The girl with Keep calm and carry on just above her ass was a personal favourite of mine

 

Oh I didn't see that one, which is a shame

 

Love a tattoo me. Has to be carefully designed and thought out though.

Can't stand those ****ing idiots that walk into a tattoo studio and just pick a random picture from the board and get it done there and then

I'm thinking about getting **** tattooed on my head.

 

I'm no fan of tattoos. Sleeve tattoos are hideous and I suspect the majority of people who have them done will regret it when they get to a certain age.

However, I did once date a girl who had a tattoo of Mickey Mouse on her arse. That was pretty cool!

 

Theres a joke in there about sex, mini and cock somewhere

 

Probably.

It was nearly 20 years ago. I suspect Mickey is looking a bit tired now.

 

Probably looks like an overfed hamster and a lot less attractive

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So cute!!!!