* *HINT: This ****-witted "laugh" smiley proves that I am calm and taking everything in a jovial fashion. It is used to suffocating effect by PISKIE, so much so that most of us believe that "the lady doth protest too much!" (if you get my drift...).
He isn't quite at meltdown yet. I caused him to have a meltdown a couple of weeks ago. He was very wounded and upset. It was hilarious. This is more deflecting than meltdown. He often has to go into deflect mode as he constantly posts bollocks assuming no one will pick up on it! For a Cambridge graduate he's very dim!
I get this all the time, son. Would-be wumsters, who being not quite good enough to rise much above the level of the "****-wit" grade, try to attach themselves to me in the vain hope of attaining for themselves a modicum of reflected-glory. It's pathetic, and extremely painful to watch, as so many have tried - and failed - in the past. At least, with you, there is something clown-like, which means we do get to have some giggles, as you gamboil around, twatting yourself over the head with your rubber plank, and blowing the wheels off your car with a tonk of your horn.
Obsessed meltdown What are you on about '180 degree turn ?' I'm still waiting for you to provide some proof that you are a Cambridge graduate. You've had two days now to knock up some dodgy pictures of a fake degree and you can't even muster that.
Seriously you need help, your meltdown is reaching new lows, have you tried some kind of medication to treat your delusions ? Perhaps a few sleeping tablets would keep you in the land of nod longer and save us reading it on here
17 pages of you making an absolute arse of yourself more like Also, @Jager started this thread on the back of your monumental meltdown over Editgate
I thought it was started after Shteve and Hiag's argument regarding latest property law changes and s106
That too. HIAG got 'owned' big time on both counts. I think the thread was started as a kind of HIAG Watch thread, as he makes so many gaffes across so many different threads.
He was a Cumbridge mate not "at" Cambridge Maybe he made a typo http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cumbridge
I doubt HIAG has ever shot his load over any titties though, more like over his pictures of Maureen on his bedroom wall ....
Sorry, guys, I've been playing a top gig, tonight. Great crowd, the usual hot pussy, and great adulation. I was on fire, too, with some very slick lead work. When I get in the zone, like that, I am unstoppable! There was one really hot blond who was giving me the eye all night1 I get that a lot, but she was something special, definitely a 10. Most of you guys will never get to be with a girl like that. But, I resisted the temptation, even though it was offered to me on a plate. See, I'm married to a very hot blond, as it is, so I'm well taken care of in that department. Most of you blokes would blow your stacks on the mere sight of my woman, she's that hot! Anyway, what were guys saying about some kind of meltdown? Has PISKIE been blubbing again? I doubt I missed anything special.
