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Hoddle Is A God said:
Well, the offer is out there to anyone brave (and rich enough) to take me up on it. All you need to do is supply me with a list of your assets, proof thereof, and for us to agree between us a certifiable way for those assets to be transferred to me immediately upon my proving directly to you, in front of witnesses, proof of my having graduated from Cambridge.

If you own your a home (with good equity), a newish car, and shares in a good company (or companies), I'm interested. If you are still at school, or work in a factory, and can offer me only a motley porno collection, I'm not.

I'd expect anyone taking me up on this challenge to sign a confidentiality agreement, so that when they meet me to hand over all of their worldly possessions, they do not reveal my identity, as I wish to remain anonymous on this site, along with everyone else.

Thank you for your attention.
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What if you also own your b home?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Well, the offer is out there to anyone brave (and rich enough) to take me up on it. All you need to do is supply me with a list of your assets, proof thereof, and for us to agree between us a certifiable way for those assets to be transferred to me immediately upon my proving directly to you, in front of witnesses, proof of my having graduated from Cambridge.

If you own your a home (with good equity), a newish car, and shares in a good company (or companies), I'm interested. If you are still at school, or work in a factory, and can offer me only a motley porno collection, I'm not.

I'd expect anyone taking me up on this challenge to sign a confidentiality agreement, so that when they meet me to hand over all of their worldly possessions, they do not reveal my identity, as I wish to remain anonymous on this site, along with everyone else.

Thank you for your attention.
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I am willing to be a witness and I will ensure fair play.

i swear to be unbiased and to abide by confidentiality clause.

Dictum Meum Pactum
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Well, the offer is out there to anyone brave (and rich enough) to take me up on it. All you need to do is supply me with a list of your assets, proof thereof, and for us to agree between us a certifiable way for those assets to be transferred to me immediately upon my proving directly to you, in front of witnesses, proof of my having graduated from Cambridge.

If you own your a home (with good equity), a newish car, and shares in a good company (or companies), I'm interested. If you are still at school, or work in a factory, and can offer me only a motley porno collection, I'm not.

I'd expect anyone taking me up on this challenge to sign a confidentiality agreement, so that when they meet me to hand over all of their worldly possessions, they do not reveal my identity, as I wish to remain anonymous on this site, along with everyone else.

Thank you for your attention.
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If you have a degree from Cambridge university, then why does your posting style come across as a 14 year old simpleton ?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I wish to remain anonymous on this site, along with everyone else.
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To be honest HIAG, I'm not fussed about being anonymous on this site, it's hardly a secret service forum.

I've been open about where I live and also have posted a real picture of myself. I'm fully accountable for my actions on here now, that's my only concern <yikes>


Anyway thanks for the PM telling me who you are <ok>

People on here would be wetting themselves with excitement if they found out.
 
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How about just posting a picture of your degree (with your name blanked out) with you holding a copy of today's Telegraph ?
that way no need for "meet ups" and you keep yourself anonymous
 
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gooner4ever said:
How about just posting a picture of your degree (with your name blanked out) with you holding a copy of today's Telegraph ?
that way no need for "meet ups" and you keep yourself anonymous
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Where's the fun (or profit) in that?
 
I think it is now incumbent on HIAG to provide concrete evidence of his Cambridge degree on here. He can remain anonymous. As G4E has suggested, just post a picture of the degree certificate (with his name blanked out) and a copy of today's newspaper or other date identifiable media. Also I would add that he includes in that picture his law certificates in order to verify that he is who he is claims he is.
 
If I did do that, it would amount to a massive "owning" of you, the like of which this site has never seen, and is likely never to see again. People, including your own fellow Gooners, would laugh at you for months, and you'd lose that last remaining vestige of respect that you have.

Would you really want that?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
If I did do that, it would amount to a massive "owning" of you, the like of which this site has never seen, and is likely never to see again. People, including your own fellow Gooners, would laugh at you for months, and you'd lose that last remaining vestige of respect that you have.

Would you really want that?
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Bring it on HIAG <ok>
 
You are being incredibly foolish, PISKIE.

But I suspect that you are not the only one.

Perhaps you ought to conduct a poll to find out those who accept my genius (and status of wum-master), and who do not doubt that I hold a degree from Cambridge University, and those who, like you, do not, and who are prepared to bow down to me, after they have been "owned" in spectacular fashion?

It would make for a delicious finale to my "owning" of you. You'd have to be my bitch, on this site, for the rest of your life!

So, think very carefully about what you wish for, PISKIE!
 
You've never 'owned' me and I suspect you never will. But feel free to post a verifiable picture of what you claim to be true
 
PISKIE said:
You've never 'owned' me and I suspect you never will. But feel free to post a verifiable picture of what you claim to be true
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Okay, I'm up for this.

Before I go to all the effort (and the only reason I'll do it is to "own" you outright) of doing this, what will you accept as "verifiable?"

I don't want you squirming out of this. I want your defeat and humiliation to be recognised and accepted by all, including you.
 
Im far more interested in which washed up has been band he belongs to :p

Anyone can go grab themselves a Cambridge law degree... Playing in dingy dark pubs for fat balding men though.... That's the life!
 
Post a picture of yourself. Holding your degree certificate from Cambridge, with a copy of today's newspaper. Along with copies of your law qualifications. We'll need to know that the picture is of you and hasn't been 'doctored' in Photoshop.
 
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