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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Aug 15, 2015.

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  1. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    John Terry is keen on a move to us apparently. I wonder what swayed him.......
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Her outfit is boring
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Im going after his bird
     
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    My French is rusty but I think that banner she's wearing means "Get your coat, you've pulled"
     
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  5. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Flash her your nunchucks she won't be able to resist
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stick to the classics mate...

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
    "I don't know??"
    "Enough to break the ice. Can I stick my tongue in your hoop?"
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yep me too. I'd have kept both in a sign of progressive intent. It all depends what Cabella and Marseille wanted too I suppose.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He looks a right arrogant little sod mind doesn't he? Looks can be deceiving but I bet he's a right little awkward **** head a la Bellamy or HBA. As long as puts in the effort of the former its fine though.
     
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  9. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully the loan won't be made permanent but with our recent track of loaning out first team players and then selling them (Santon and Mbiwa) not sure he wil lbe back.
    Best case scenario is he's been told you wont get much game time this year but go home, bulk up, come back next pre season and we will have a look at you again.
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    I normally just say nothing just grab them and hope for the best.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    All I know is I watch a lot of porn and french girls seem to really dig the anal
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I normally just say nothing just grab them and hope for the best.
     
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    Oh Thauvin Thauvin
    Where the hell do I begin
    Has your mrs got a twin
    Oh Thauvin Thauvin!
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Get in line.....
     
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  15. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Ill lick her hoop while she brushes her teeth
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I see our useless coaching staff are sending the your not good enough messages already.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I disagree.
    My friend told me that Germans are the ones who crafe bum fun.
    I once was seeing a French lass and she was sublime. In the bedroom though, certain doors were closed.
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    I think me taking her off his hands will iron out amy inconsistencies in his performance.

    But not mine
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So you are telling me porn doesn't mirror real life...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 21, 2015
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  20. Obi Wan

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    I think if does!

    I saw a movie that had an ugly fat guy called Albert and he had a 1 inch penis.
     
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