ASHES THREAD.

[Aussie blackcat85]

Did you know even the queen can't go into the Lords bars?
True that - men only.

Who the Fark is the queen?

 

[Billy Death]

Who the Fark is the queen?

Don't tell me you wouldn't **** owl Lizzie?

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Don't tell me you wouldn't **** owl Lizzie?

Actually.. Yeah I would

 

[Billy Death]

Actually.. Yeah I would

Yer dorty bastard, she's in her 80's ffs,

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Yer dorty bastard, she's in her 80's ffs,

Excuse me mate bourbons r taking over lol

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

Aussie cricket bats for sale - hardly used......

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/for-sale-australian-cricket-bats-9853214

 

[Billy Death]

Aussie cricket bats for sale - hardly used......

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/for-sale-australian-cricket-bats-9853214

Excellent, lol.

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Aussie cricket bats for sale - hardly used......

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/for-sale-australian-cricket-bats-9853214

I'll buy em so I can chuck em at Clarkes head

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

How do the poms celebrate the urn? Must be a new thing for them winning the ashes!

 

[Deleted #]

How do the poms celebrate the urn? Must be a new thing for them winning the ashes!

We have won 5 of the last 7 ashes series mate. The 1990's are long gone!

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

We have won 5 of the last 7 ashes series mate. The 1990's are long gone!

Really? I haven't noticed I miss the 90's! Best times of my life
Best Hip Hop
Best Sheila's
Best weed Well when I used to smoke lol
Best surf Kirra before they ****ed it!
Best Fishing!
Carefree and couldn't give a ****! Ahh the 90's

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Steve Smith's your new captain @Aussie blackcat85 Happy with that choice?

 

[Billy Death]

How do the poms celebrate the urn? Must be a new thing for them winning the ashes!

I do it by ****ing koala's.
Sorry, I've been to another funeral & it was a free bar - I is a bit pissed but not completely ****ered.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

I do it by ****ing koala's.
Sorry, I've been to another funeral & it was a free bar - I is a bit pissed but not completely ****ered.

Jeez Billy. Another funeral

 

[Billy Death]

Jeez Billy. Another funeral

Yeah two in two weeks mate.
Another good lad gone.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Yeah two in two weeks mate.
Another good lad gone.

Really sorry to hear that mate.

You look after yourself!!

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Steve Smith's your new captain @Aussie blackcat85 Happy with that choice?

No one else capable of standing up mate, he's been just about the best batsmen in the world of late and captained us last year when Clarke was injured.

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

I do it by ****ing koala's.
Sorry, I've been to another funeral & it was a free bar - I is a bit pissed but not completely ****ered.

Sorry to hear you've lost another mate billy.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

No one else capable of standing up mate, he's been just about the best batsmen in the world of late and captained us last year when Clarke was injured.

I think Rooty might be better, but you gotta go with what you got!

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

I think Rooty might be better, but you gotta go with what you got!

Yeah he's been a class player root Will be interesting to see how he handles it, he's certainly got the tools to be a top leader mate.