Character List:
Miss Annabelle Von Scheide (Surprised Pervert). Local strumpet, sudden suspicious bristles on the jaw have raised eyebrows. Wang Li Qin in drag, or a victim of the horrendously small genetic pool of Reedbackweeds? STILL ACTIVE
Mr Ivanovitch Miveiner (Nolberto): Fresh suit... cool shades... suspicious black briefcase... Terrible accent... Smells like Russian mafia hitman... but is he? STILL ACTIVE
Mr Alex Hole (Shimmy): Local drunk, recent stumbler into the town. Drinks aren't the only things he likes stiff, apparently a frequent visitor off Miss Scheides. STILL ACTIVE
Sir Jack Goff (Tobes): Lord and Knight of Jack Goff manor, which has housed six generations of Jack Goff's. A couple of weeks ago the homecoming for this boarding school brat went sour when he slapped Mr Chu Kok in front of everyone. STILL ACTIVE
Duke William Stroker (ACS): Previously the cop of another down on it's luck town, rumour has it he shot innocent people and was chased away after a zombie epidemic. Bitter and now gutter buddies with Alex Hole. STILL ACTIVE
Miss Anass Rimmer (Tash): Engaged to be married to the felled Mr Bumder. This exotic traveller has been noted for a very strong grip, a slightly unfeminine Adele's apple, and a gait like John Wayne. Rumour has it she is sidling up to Richard Pounder. DEAD
Mr Richard Pounder (moreinjured): Local golf pro hired by Mr Peter Enis, who have both moved into town with intentions of constructing a world leading course on the swamp lands that inhabit the surrounding area. Mr Pounder apparently has designs on Miss Rimmer after the death of her fiancee. DEAD
Mr Peter Enis (Obi): Property magnate with a mysterious past. Google has never heard of him? Rumour has it he was rejected for a bank loan by Mr Bumder... DEAD
Mr Chu Kok (Less Hope): Tick-the-box minority of the town. Obviously, Mr Chu Kok own and runs a family takeaway, the local fish and chip shop... Of late, the fish don't taste much like fish... STILL ACTIVE
Mr O Chi Hymen (Rolando): Crazy uncle of Mr Chu Kok. Dementia riddled body-builder who cannot remember his past... or can he? STILL ACTIVE
Mr Harry Baal (Gerrez): The highschool geek. who has moved into town with his dad (Mr Kok) and uncle (Mr Hymen). Spends most of his spare time working in the chippy, but has recently disappeared from late night duties. Is he killing, or masterbating his time away furiously over online pictures of his facebook friend, Annabelle Von Scheide? DEAD
Mr Benjamin Joseph Worthy (Valley): Rambling lunatic... The end is nigh... the end is nigh... the zombie's are coming! At least, that's what Mr Worthy has said since he fell off that spaceship and ended up in Reedbackweeds. STILL ACTIVE
Mr Mohammed Lester (IBWT): Recent immigrant and obviously the local religious nut. A Christian pastor, although convinced Chuck Norris is the second coming. Slowly attempting to convert the town to Norrism. Nobody else actually follows this nonsense however, they are genuine followers of the voodoo arts administered by the Shaman. STILL ACTIVE
Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D): The business man on a short lay over to discuss art with (obviously) another new arrival at Reedbackweeds, Mr Buster Cherry, the art dealer. Angry about his business rates and the tax man, does a monster lurk below? STILL ACTIVE
Mr Buster Cherry (Tennisball): French art dealer who has just rolled into town. Another frequent visitor of Annabelle's... DEAD
Shaman Mi Bellair (JPF - cannot be killed): Aged administrator of the town's voodoo cult. Takes private submission of investigation/hiding requests in an effort to appease the all-seeing gods. STILL A ****
Sebb's character: Lethario and animal rights activist, Mayor Bernaponi is Reedbackweeds' newly appointed local political official, and owner of Reedbackweeds United. It was rumoured Mr Bumder was due to stand against Mayor Bernaponi for the position, however due to Mr Bumder's untimely death, Major Bernaponi subsequently defeated the next candidate, which was a piss bucket in the corner of the village hall hilariously submitted as candidate by one of the residents, by 6 percent. Despite Major Bernaponi having just arrived in town and taken over the local football club (which has mysteriously started winning a lot more matches, and the refs have equally mysteriously and spontaneously started showering red cards upon the opposition), Mayor Bernaponi has risen to the elite of Reedbackweeds community. Hobbies include racketeering (which most of us call tennis, not sure why he's so posh) and loan sharking (why anybody would want to loan a shark is also beyond us). DEAD
