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I smell a double bluff

Because I was suggesting we were on the same team? Or because I didn't post on the first day? Or because I attacked Tobes? Or because I've not read the rules? Or because I said I can't investigate? <laugh>
 
Because I was suggesting we were on the same team? Or because I didn't post on the first day? Or because I attacked Tobes? Or because I've not read the rules? Or because I said I can't investigate? <laugh>

Didn't bother reading the townie rules because you have the SK/Mad Doc...

I'd suggest someone investigate Gerrez (I would but I'm hiding like a coward after investigating last night)
 
Chippy, Bobby and /or Tobes.

One at least of you should change your action.

JPF liked my last comment. That I take to be a CLUE.

clue
[kloo]
Spell Syllables
noun
1.
anything that serves to guide or direct in the solution of a problem,mystery, etc.
2.
clew (defs 1–4, 6, 12).
verb (used with object), clued, cluing.
3.
to direct or point out by a clue.
4.
clew (def 7).
 
Chippy, Bobby and /or Tobes.

One at least of you should change your action.

JPF liked my last comment. That I take to be a CLUE.

clue
[kloo]
Spell Syllables
noun
1.
anything that serves to guide or direct in the solution of a problem,mystery, etc.
2.
clew (defs 1–4, 6, 12).
verb (used with object), clued, cluing.
3.
to direct or point out by a clue.
4.
clew (def 7).

If you're trying to suggest that ACS has a clue that can only end up in you looking dodgy as we all know that isn't true <laugh>
 
Reedbackweeds Sun
Naked butts on page 3

Tragedy has once again befallen Reedbackweeds tonight, as transsexual tasty Miss Anass Rimmer (Tash, innocent) was viciously lynched by
Sir Jack Goff (Tobes), Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D) and permanent pisshead, Duke William Stroker (ACS).

In a further blow, Mr Buster Cherry (Tennis, innocent) was found tied up in his bed, stripped naked of everything barring the police helmet on his head and a sherrif's badge piercing his naked chest. Cause of death was a large police truncheon inserted so far up his arse that he suffered internal injuries and bled to death in a slow and painful end. Skidmarks leading from the cupboard suggest Mr Cherry's last pitiful act involved curling round a Monet rip off and pissing his pants whilst hiding in the dark (sorry Tennis, tough break with that cointoss).

Will we ever catch the serial killer?
 
Reedbackweeds Sun
Naked butts on page 3

Tragedy has once again befallen Reedbackweeds tonight, as transsexual tasty Miss Anass Rimmer (Tash, innocent) was viciously lynched by
Sir Jack Goff (Tobes), Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D) and permanent pisshead, Duke William Stroker (ACS).

In a further blow, Mr Buster Cherry (Tennis, innocent) was found tied up in his bed, stripped naked of everything barring the police helmet on his head and a sherrif's badge piercing his naked chest. Cause of death was a large police truncheon inserted so far up his arse that he suffered internal injuries and bled to death in a slow and painful end. Skidmarks leading from the cupboard suggest Mr Cherry's last pitiful act involved curling round a Monet rip off and pissing his pants whilst hiding in the dark (sorry Tennis, tough break with that cointoss).

Will we ever catch the serial killer?

<laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
Reedbackweeds Sun
Naked butts on page 3

Tragedy has once again befallen Reedbackweeds tonight, as transsexual tasty Miss Anass Rimmer (Tash, innocent) was viciously lynched by
Sir Jack Goff (Tobes), Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D) and permanent pisshead, Duke William Stroker (ACS).

In a further blow, Mr Buster Cherry (Tennis, innocent) was found tied up in his bed, stripped naked of everything barring the police helmet on his head and a sherrif's badge piercing his naked chest. Cause of death was a large police truncheon inserted so far up his arse that he suffered internal injuries and bled to death in a slow and painful end. Skidmarks leading from the cupboard suggest Mr Cherry's last pitiful act involved curling round a Monet rip off and pissing his pants whilst hiding in the dark (sorry Tennis, tough break with that cointoss).

Will we ever catch the serial killer?

Don't know why you're apologising. Tennis would probably have enjoy that outcome anyway ;)
 
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