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HIAG Meltdown

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's the spirit <ok>

    To be fair, it was only funny because HIAG had made a failed wum attempt with his Chelsea 'lost' comment, tried to take the piss when I asked him how that could be, then subsequently tried to hide his mistake and has spent his time squirming since. He turned a simple failed wum into a monumental squirm fest.

    Silly ****er should have just fessed up in the first place :tongue:
     
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  2. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    It's no problem him editing the posts, it's just not remembering that he did so is the problem, that's why I think he's having a meltdown ;)
     
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    What was funny was the timing. He was trying to take the piss and I let him walk into his own trap. I had to prompt the silly ****er several times to check whether he'd made a mistake, but he carried on unabated.

    Then when the penny finally dropped. He desperately tried to backtrack, first editing his comments, then claiming that I'd edited them, then claiming that they hadn't been edited at all. The actual editing wasn't that much of a big deal, it was HIAG's squirming when he realised his WUM had backfired that turned it into a big deal.

    As I keep saying, he tries to WUM and ends up unwittingly wumming himself. <ok>
     
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    Whether he did or did not edit his comment is surely not this big of a deal.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Like I just said, if he'd just fessed up to the wum fail in the first place it wouldn't have been a big deal. HIAG turned it into a big deal by continuing to try and take the piss and then had a massive 'oh ****' moment when, after I'd prompted him several times, he realised he'd ****ed it up. The ensuing squirm fest just added to his humiliation.

    I've got nothing against HIAG, I just think it's funny when he makes an arse of himself when his wums backfire. <ok>
     
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    Jager Well-Known Member

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    No it's not, I edit posts quite often. But denying he did so when it says 'edited by' or similar just is funny, continuing to deny it just makes the wind up attempt even funnier.

    No doubt he'll come back with his master wum garbage, when the joke is on him
     
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    I'm sure Piskie and HIAG are sending pm's to each other and enjoying this public WUM battle, they may even be at law school together for all we know.
     
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    Pmsl no doubt
     
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  9. Thank you for your wise words, Sky. I expect the view that you take of things to be exactly how most people view things. In other words, the only "monumental" thing that has happened is PISKIE's OCD-driven spiral into madness. It is rather odd, but is, unfortunately, something that we all appear to have grown used to.

    As for PISKIE grinding me down... I had to smile at that. For the past 72 hours, now, I have been slowly ratcheting up the anti and taking him as close as I ever have to completely losing touch with all sense of reality. It is comedy-gold in the making.
     
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    Trouble for you mate is that everybody sees through your bullshit because it's so poorly thought out.

    Carry on squirming though <ok>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Carry on Squirming was not very good tbf. Not as good as Carry on Camping or Carry on Cleo anyway.
     
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    I preferred Carry on Jack being a Jack and all that :)
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I thought you'd like Carry on Nurse as I heard you're a scoundrel and a letch :biggrin:
     
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  14. Carry On Wenger is going to be the fastest selling comedy of all time, I'll wager.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Move over Charles Hawtrey, HIAG's in town ....

    please log in to view this image
     
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    PISKIE I was on the Southampton board as that popped up...

    As you can see I was first to comment <whistle>
     
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    The saints mods should reopen that thread, it was just getting tasty. <ok>
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I know, I tried to copy this comment but couldn't - here it is anyway, in the good old copy and paste style. The last comment on the thread...


    "HIAG, you come across as a cockwomble of the highest order. Well done."
     
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    <laugh>

    Another cockwomble comment made before the palace v arsenal game :

     
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