Aye, time is running out for him. He can always say he played in an Ashes-winning team though![]()
It`ll look good on his CV right enough. Especially this one.
Aye, time is running out for him. He can always say he played in an Ashes-winning team though![]()

What do you call an Australian who's good with balls?What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat?
A vet.
Believe me Pops the Sky news Auss commentator was merciless about us last series in Auss when we were whitewashed. If I recall we could not match Mitch Johnson's bowling, Clarke's inspired leadership etc etc. No praise for England now only how woeful Aussies are and their cricket needs a rethink. FFS.I can`t think of a better time.
If it was the other way round they`d be giving us some serious wellie.
The way things are going with our strike force we should look at fielding Beth Mead.The Aussie women's team are still over here we will have to watch carefully in the next test in case they play some ringers![]()
Aussie, get out of bed you idle twat, lol.
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Aussie, get out of bed you idle twat, lol.
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He`s not in the bed Billy, he`s under it.![]()

Aussie! Wake up pal! It was just a nightmare!
You weren't out for 60 !
Broad didn't have 8-15 figures.
You weren't bowled out in the first session with 12 overs to go.
Mr Extras wasn't your highest scorer yesterday.
We aren't 274 for 4 after the first day.......
Oh, what? Excuse me? That did happen? I WASN'T DREAMING?
Err Aussie, shush shush, go back to sleep mate.

Leave the lad alone he was having a session this morning/last night(depending which hemisphere your in) so he is probably hanging out of his arse![]()
cruel very cruelNo **** him! Wake him up! We've all suffered Ashes nightmares! It's his turn now!
after a moments reflection - yer right Aussie wake up yer sod and take it like a manAin't life a bitch
