ASHES THREAD.

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Cricket eh? Bloody hell. Didn't expect that at all. Was working away from the office today, well I say working most of the day was spent following the over-by-over text on the Guardian...

Watched the highlights and to be honest didn't think the pitch was doing that much. Boycott on commentary was hilarious though, no effort at all to hide his joy as the Australian's came in then quickly went back out again.

Can't really bring myself to feel sorry for @Aussie blackcat85 , today is just one day mate but this is how it felt to watch England in the Ashes from 1989 right through to 2005
 
I can`t think of a better time. <laugh>

If it was the other way round they`d be giving us some serious wellie.
Believe me Pops the Sky news Auss commentator was merciless about us last series in Auss when we were whitewashed. If I recall we could not match Mitch Johnson's bowling, Clarke's inspired leadership etc etc. No praise for England now only how woeful Aussies are and their cricket needs a rethink. FFS.
 
Aussie! Wake up pal! It was just a nightmare!

You weren't out for 60 !

Broad didn't have 8-15 figures.

You weren't bowled out in the first session with 12 overs to go.

Mr Extras wasn't your highest scorer yesterday.

We aren't 274 for 4 after the first day.......



Oh, what? Excuse me? That did happen? I WASN'T DREAMING?

Err Aussie, shush shush, go back to sleep mate.
 
Aussie! Wake up pal! It was just a nightmare!

You weren't out for 60 !

Broad didn't have 8-15 figures.

You weren't bowled out in the first session with 12 overs to go.

Mr Extras wasn't your highest scorer yesterday.

We aren't 274 for 4 after the first day.......



Oh, what? Excuse me? That did happen? I WASN'T DREAMING?

Err Aussie, shush shush, go back to sleep mate.

Leave the lad alone he was having a session this morning/last night(depending which hemisphere your in) so he is probably hanging out of his arse <laugh>