Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

[DevAdvocate]

Self praise is no praise at all.

It is the most accurate though, that's simply the truth

 

[DevAdvocate]

"He was a tutor at pineapple dance studios"

 

[VenomPD]

Here's some original Mindy.

ML didn't you start a thread called "guess who" and posted an IP address only

Girvan, grow a pair, all you have done since my short lived appearance on this website is go on about some poor guy called russ. You got caught out with your own username. It's pretty embarrasing, but to claim its not you, that you are just trying to emulate this fat ride is worse

Edge.....what happened.....U2 suck now

 

[DevAdvocate]

Here's some original Mindy.

Does anyone recall how I tracked Girvan down?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Does anyone recall how I tracked Girvan down?

Pray tell

 

[monacoger]

Does anyone recall how I tracked Girvan down?

Was it your usual super sleuth tactics?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Did the daft bugger use his real name for that meatfeast he sent you?

 

[VenomPD]

Pretty sure Girvan told everyone his name was Derek Harper and also let slip to BH that he was a polis.

BH then revealed that to everyone on Chatbox one night when he was guttered.

 

[monacoger]

Did the daft bugger use his real name for that meatfeast he sent you?

 

[Patience]

Did you eat the pizza Dev? Or have it returned?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Pray tell

There was an old MySpace page called GirvanLoyal. It listed plenty of people as friends but the site was being updated by a Derek Harper who was not a member apparently. One Quick FaceBook search for Derek and hey presto, a fat guy in hoops with the same patter as Girvan.

 

[monacoger]

Did you eat the pizza Dev? Or have it returned?

Returned to sender, hence he got his name.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Aw aye, I remember now. I think it was bebo not myspace, gramps

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Returned to sender, hence he got his name.

Your name appears on the pizza box with dominos though so maybe not, squire.

 

[monacoger]

There was an old MySpace page called GirvanLoyal. It listed plenty of people as friends but the site was being updated by a Derek Harper who was not a member apparently. One Quick FaceBook search for Derek and hey presto, a fat guy in hoops with the same patter as Girvan.

In hoops? I thought he was a Rangers fan?

 

[monacoger]

Your name appears on the pizza box with dominos though so maybe not, squire.

Not when I was a student, but I shall take your word for it.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Aw aye, I remember now. I think it was bebo not myspace, gramps

It was Bebo

 

[DevAdvocate]

Lennon's behaviour was a major factor in John Wilson being rightly found not guilty. If it was assault with that ****e punch, then Lennon and Chimpsons cowardly attack on a defenceless man was a far more serious assault. Personally, I would have had them charged if they dared to boot me on the ground. Lennon was quick enough to get two lads charged in Ashton Lane after he had instigated a fight with them. I'm sure the odious little cretin's time will come soon enough. And no, that's not a threat. I wouldn't waste my time on the little coward.

Seems as if some of his posts survived.

 

[VenomPD]

Girvan calling anyone a "coward"

Sent a pizza to someone's house because they bested them on a fitba forum. The height of ****ebaggery.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Pud's went awffy quiet.