Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

It is the most accurate though, that's simply the truth

 

"He was a tutor at pineapple dance studios"

 

Here's some original Mindy.

 

Does anyone recall how I tracked Girvan down?

 

Pray tell

 

Was it your usual super sleuth tactics?

 

Did the daft bugger use his real name for that meatfeast he sent you?

 

Pretty sure Girvan told everyone his name was Derek Harper and also let slip to BH that he was a polis.

BH then revealed that to everyone on Chatbox one night when he was guttered.

 

Did you eat the pizza Dev? Or have it returned?

 

There was an old MySpace page called GirvanLoyal. It listed plenty of people as friends but the site was being updated by a Derek Harper who was not a member apparently. One Quick FaceBook search for Derek and hey presto, a fat guy in hoops with the same patter as Girvan.

 

Returned to sender, hence he got his name.

 

Aw aye, I remember now. I think it was bebo not myspace, gramps

 

Your name appears on the pizza box with dominos though so maybe not, squire.

 

In hoops? I thought he was a Rangers fan?

 

Not when I was a student, but I shall take your word for it.

 

It was Bebo

 

Seems as if some of his posts survived.

 

Girvan calling anyone a "coward"

Sent a pizza to someone's house because they bested them on a fitba forum. The height of ****ebaggery.

 

Pud's went awffy quiet.