Iâll leave it to you then to ensure that by the time I wake up tomorrow weâre in the hunt for him as front page news. As they say, you heard it here first
Ha ha, Wouldn't got that far mind, it might actually happen, and then i'd be to blame if he was ****ing woeful!
We've been linked with anything that moves, so it seems. All that left to do it shoot it, skin it, eat it.
I don't know how skinning and eating players benefits the team, but it's a novel approach, you just never know!