Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Rodgers for me.

Brendan, is that you? Sometimes ruthless, sometimes democratic, you can make the tough decisions , even if occasionally you get them wrong. You are confident you know best – but you’ve not quite proven yourself at the very highest level yet
 
I have a brown pair and a black pair.


(I also have hiking boots, trainers, and water shoes)

Am I to be trusted?

Swap water shoes for two pairs of footy boots, three pairs of plimsolls and some flip flops and it's the same for me :)

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I am on holiday at the moment and therefore not on call so can drink. After one and a half bottles of decent red wine I am what my mother would have called, when I still lived at home, "slightly squiffy". Using her table of drunkenness I will proceed as below

1.Drunk
2.Very drunk
3.Legless
4.Completely pissed
5."Your cleaning that up"
6. "Ray,(my Dad), he's done it again"
 
I am on holiday at the moment and therefore not on call so can drink. After one and a half bottles of decent red wine I am what my mother would have called, when I still lived at home, "slightly squiffy". Using her table of drunkenness I will proceed as below

1.Drunk
2.Very drunk
3.Legless
4.Completely pissed
5."Your cleaning that up"
6. "Ray,(my Dad), he's done it again"

Get some Peroni down your throat