So did I ffs

Kill me now Billy
So did I ffs

Just shows you- all you miserable buggers moaning about him would do exactly the same.![]()
I wouldn't. I'd hire thugs to go out and beat up their players...
... And occasionally kick the ball.
Have a good night all, im off to watchmy mates band sogoing to get my dancing shoes on![]()
How do you get your dancing shoes on? Does it take 2 people?
One to hold the shoes still so they can't dance and the 2nd to slip his feet in.
any man with more than one pair of shoes is NOT to be trusted.
I have a brown pair and a black pair.
(I also have hiking boots, trainers, and water shoes)
Am I to be trusted?

Swap water shoes for two pairs of footy boots, three pairs of plimsolls and some flip flops and it's the same for me
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Forgot my footy boots.

I am on holiday at the moment and therefore not on call so can drink. After one and a half bottles of decent red wine I am what my mother would have called, when I still lived at home, "slightly squiffy". Using her table of drunkenness I will proceed as below
1.Drunk
2.Very drunk
3.Legless
4.Completely pissed
5."Your cleaning that up"
6. "Ray,(my Dad), he's done it again"
I did have a pair of firetrap boots until about three weeks ago when some thieving **** stole then out my car![]()
Get some Peroni down your throat
I have a brown pair and a black pair.
(I also have hiking boots, trainers, and water shoes)
Am I to be trusted?
Swap water shoes for two pairs of footy boots, three pairs of plimsolls and some flip flops and it's the same for me
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For a real hangover you need to play Edward CiderhandsNever mix the grape and the hop, it's one or the other to avoid a hangover. Mix them at your peril