Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

So did I ffs

Kill me now Billy

 

Rodgers for me.

Brendan, is that you? Sometimes ruthless, sometimes democratic, you can make the tough decisions , even if occasionally you get them wrong. You are confident you know best – but you’ve not quite proven yourself at the very highest level yet

 

Just shows you- all you miserable buggers moaning about him would do exactly the same.

 

I wouldn't. I'd hire thugs to go out and beat up their players...

... And occasionally kick the ball.

 

Maureen is that you?


I id this a couple of days ago and got Maureen

Edit: Oh I see you got Pulis

 

Have a good night all, im off to watchmy mates band sogoing to get my dancing shoes on

 

How do you get your dancing shoes on? Does it take 2 people?

One to hold the shoes still so they can't dance and the 2nd to slip his feet in.

 

Surely it would be shoe rather than shoes? He's only got one leg

 

any man with more than one pair of shoes is NOT to be trusted.

 

I have a brown pair and a black pair.


(I also have hiking boots, trainers, and water shoes)

Am I to be trusted?

 

Swap water shoes for two pairs of footy boots, three pairs of plimsolls and some flip flops and it's the same for me

 

Forgot my footy boots.

 

I did have a pair of firetrap boots until about three weeks ago when some thieving **** stole then out my car

 

I am on holiday at the moment and therefore not on call so can drink. After one and a half bottles of decent red wine I am what my mother would have called, when I still lived at home, "slightly squiffy". Using her table of drunkenness I will proceed as below

1.Drunk
2.Very drunk
3.Legless
4.Completely pissed
5."Your cleaning that up"
6. "Ray,(my Dad), he's done it again"

 

Get some Peroni down your throat

 

You sound disappointed your chav boots have gone?

 

Never mix the grape and the hop, it's one or the other to avoid a hangover. Mix them at your peril.

I did have copious amounts of Peroni at my nieces tall wedding yesterday

 

Water shoes...

No you are clearly mafia.

 

Flip flops.... so alternative lifestyle.

 

For a real hangover you need to play Edward Ciderhands