Barry's piles

[Nathan Barley]

The official not606 hemerrhoid support group page.
Having never suffered with Emma Freuds I feel helpless to give advice to poor Edge so If anyone has any farmer Giles tips please share in this supportive environment.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Eat plenty stovy's

 

[monacoger]

Eat plenty stovy's

He's got stovy's hingin' oot his erse!

 

[Nathan Barley]

He's got stovy's hingin' oot his erse!

Are you sure that is how it's speld ?

 

[monacoger]

Are you sure that is how it's speld ?

I

 

[Nathan Barley]

I

*Aye

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Only had the Dukes once or twice

Just push them back up with your finger. That's what I do

The old "poke n clench"

(Not even kidding)

 

[Nathan Barley]

Only had the Dukes once or twice

Just push them back up with your finger. That's what I do
Great insight Trev , man the **** up Barry you **** and shove those grapes back up.

(Not even kidding)

 

[Nathan Barley]

Trev learnt to cope with his Nurenburg trials and overcame.
We salute you.

 

[Bullet tooth Tony]

Vaseline, plenty of Vaseline.

 

[Nathan Barley]

So nobody else has suffered with the Jeremy Kyles ?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Trev learnt to cope with his Nurenburg trials and overcame.
We salute you.

Are you trying to rhyme 'trials' with 'piles', you great, carrot-crunching yokel?

 

[Nathan Barley]

Are you trying to rhyme 'trials' with 'piles', you great, carrot-crunching yokel?

Yes & succesfully so Jocko.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/nuremberg_trials

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Nigels pronounce all their vowels the same.

 

[User Deleted]

the Jeremy kyles, the Nobby stiles the duke of argyles the Sigmund freuds
rip Roddy piper

 

[Nathan Barley]

Nigels pronounce all their vowels the same.

Trial & pile rhyme they are English words & if you can't get your stupid Jock mouths to replicate the sounds you can always use your own language, oh that's right Trevor you don't have one because we made you lot use ours.

Another win for me

 

[Nathan Barley]

Viva Nigel.

 

[Archers Road]

I have been a martyr to my Chalfonts over the years. One night on the light ales and the next morning I'm ****ting razor blades. I recommend generous application of Anusol cream, if you can handle going into a chemists and asking for the stuff (who the **** decided to call it that? ). Oh, and don't go for a Ruby after 8 pints of wifebeater.

 

[Nathan Barley]

Chalfonts

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I rarely suffer from them these days and that is down to:
1. not wiping too hard with the toilet tissue
2. finish the job with a soapy flannel