Is that cos they feel sorry for you?
Don't be silly mate, it's because I promise them the best 3 minutes of their lives, luckily for me it's not until after that they discover it was much less than 3 minutes and when I said best, I meant worst
Off Topic I think people on here have got me all wrong
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Don't be silly mate, it's because I promise them the best 3 minutes of their lives, luckily for me it's not until after that they discover it was much less than 3 minutes and when I said best, I meant worst
I know exactly what you mean.Don't be silly mate, it's because I promise them the best 3 minutes of their lives, luckily for me it's not until after that they discover it was much less than 3 minutes and when I said best, I meant worst
Don't be silly mate, it's because I promise them the best 3 seconds of their lives, luckily for me it's not until after that they discover it was a premature ejeculation when I am at my best,
fixed for you Terry mate
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The "you lied" face they used to throw me after I'd finished always gave me a little chuckle inside.
See that's where you're going wrong Tel, You need to make them think you're good in bed without actually telling them you're good in bed, then when you disappoint, it's their fault!
Aye, like when the lass says 'aren't I tight?'See that's where you're going wrong Tel, You need to make them think you're good in bed without actually telling them you're good in bed, then when you disappoint, it's their fault!
Just say 'no bitch, you're ****ing full.'
See that's where you're going wrong Tel, You need to make them think you're good in bed without actually telling them you're good in bed, then when you disappoint, it's their fault!
Hahaha yeah good advice mate, only about 8 years too late
Wait until the bill from the shoe shop comes in.Bloody women - just can't trust them!!!!!
That's what happens when you get pissed & leave yourself logged in on a lasses laptop.
Seriously though, I've found it all great fun.
I'm an easy going, laid back kind of guy.
She's a great girl Jerry.
Have you seen her shoe collection?
**** me, she makes Imelda Marcos look like an amateur.
Aye, but the best part of all this thread Bill is that she no doubt used her US Navy SEAL training to carry out the most successful covert raid since BinLaden.
Aye she's a stunning ****.
Sorry, I meany cunning stunt, lol.
No, in all seriousness, she's a lovely lass.
I love her to bits.
Aye she's a stunning ****.
Sorry, I meany cunning stunt, lol.
No, in all seriousness, she's a lovely lass.
I love her tits.
So it's true, you do like little bee stings after all?
For this thread alone Jerry, you are the one who should be getting the pints. If my take on some of the lads on here is anywhere accurate you could be on pints for years to come. Beats the chuckle brothers hands down.
Billy & Jerry, - I'm not sure if it describes a pair of camp hairdressers or ice cream makers.
Billy as a camp haidresser
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Bloody amazing thread. Some bird posting from Billy's account while he dreams peacefully after giving her a good seeing to. What a LAD.
