Off Topic I think people on here have got me all wrong

Don't be silly mate, it's because I promise them the best 3 minutes of their lives, luckily for me it's not until after that they discover it was much less than 3 minutes and when I said best, I meant worst

 

I know exactly what you mean.

 

fixed for you Terry mate

 

What a class thread..

 

The "you lied" face they used to throw me after I'd finished always gave me a little chuckle inside.

 

See that's where you're going wrong Tel, You need to make them think you're good in bed without actually telling them you're good in bed, then when you disappoint, it's their fault!

 

Aye, like when the lass says 'aren't I tight?'
Just say 'no bitch, you're ****ing full.'

 

Hahaha yeah good advice mate, only about 8 years too late

 

Wait until the bill from the shoe shop comes in.

 

Have you seen her shoe collection?
**** me, she makes Imelda Marcos look like an amateur.

 

Aye, but the best part of all this thread Bill is that she no doubt used her US Navy SEAL training to carry out the most successful covert raid since BinLaden.

 

Aye she's a stunning ****.
Sorry, I meany cunning stunt, lol.
No, in all seriousness, she's a lovely lass.
I love her to bits.

 

So it's true, you do like little bee stings after all?

 

For this thread alone Jerry, you are the one who should be getting the pints. If my take on some of the lads on here is anywhere accurate you could be on pints for years to come. Beats the chuckle brothers hands down.

Billy & Jerry, - I'm not sure if it describes a pair of camp hairdressers or ice cream makers.

 

Billy as a camp haidresser

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You could have a Lionel Blair cut - like mine.

 

Bloody amazing thread. Some bird posting from Billy's account while he dreams peacefully after giving her a good seeing to. What a LAD.

 

Better if he changes his name to Tom.

 

Aye. You were out for a shandy.