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Elmo

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by The Beast, Jul 20, 2015.

  1. The Beast

    The Beast New Member

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    Is he going ? Anybody heard anything ?
    I understand from his Landlord he has quit his luxury flat in Anlaby House and it is now empty.
    His Agent informed him he had left because of the relegation clause as his salary had dropped.
    Apparently he has gone to London.
     
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  2. Lewis92

    Lewis92 Well-Known Member

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    Probably everyone else is.
     
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  3. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Au contraire
    Diane was coming back to Hull from London t'other day
     
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  4. Cortez91

    Cortez91 Moderator Forum Moderator

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    What is it with new members turning up with random stories?
     
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  5. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    surely even with a championship salary drop, anlaby is still within his reach..
     
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    AcunsBurnerAccountâ„¢ Well-Known Member

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    Absolute bullshit.
     
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  7. ellewoods

    ellewoods Well-Known Member

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    I appreciate the effort on this one. His Name is "The Beast" it is a reference to one of the 2 beasts in Revlations which is normally referred to as a single entity "The Beast". The second beast is a false prophet. So he has cleverly picked a name that tells you that everything he puts will be "bullshit". As long as our new members are equally as clever its fine with me.

    Revelation 13:11-18
    11 And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

    12 And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

    13 And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,

    14 And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
     
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  8. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    Is this the same Beast as the Beast from HCO's heyday?
     
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  9. Bigelow

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    I don't doubt he could leave. But I also don't doubt that this thread is bullshit.
     
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  10. philhul

    philhul Well-Known Member

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    It is true his dad was trying to persuade him to move to a London club
     
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  11. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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    John 11:35 : JESUS WEPT! And sayeth "Keep religion off message boards Ellewoods, and stop swearing or I will smite thee with a Leeds United Scarf"!
     
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  12. ellewoods

    ellewoods Well-Known Member

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    I think the rule is more discussing religion not pointing out that something has religious origins. On another note it's impressive Elle Woods made it into the bible, it could be a great premise for a third movie.
     
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  13. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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    Entitled "ModFather 3" featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger in the lead role (playing OLM of course).<laugh>
     
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  14. carmen newell

    carmen newell Active Member

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    Be careful what you print as you know how some people will believe anything on a message board. ....
     
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  15. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Elmo walked past me in town on Sunday afternoon. True story. Fyi I'm not a taxi driver. However I am unsure of either his net or gross worth.
     
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  16. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    If he walked right by you and stayed on his feet, then it probably wasn't Elmo.
     
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  17. dazzar86

    dazzar86 Well-Known Member

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    He was staying in the Hallmark at the weekend - my friend spotted him there with Diame and Mike Phelan.
     
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  18. PLT

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    A hotel for an away game in Ferriby seems like a needless expense.
     
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  19. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    ...but it would back up the OP's rumour that he's left his old gaff.
     
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  20. The Beast

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    Exactly, why would he leave his flat and a lot of personal contents there such as bedding that he would need in a new house and go and stay in a soulless hotel room ?
    Incidentally, the Landlord contacted the club and asked if any new players wanted to lease it and he was told they would call back.
    When they did a week later to say no new players but Mike Phelan would be interested he had already re let it to a Doctor at the Spire Hospital
     
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