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I'm being stalked

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te

    Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te Member

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    On 606 a poster under the name Isotonic_Barnes is following my every move.
    I'm pretty scared so I've decided to seek refuge over here :)
     
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    Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te, Jan 27, 2011
  2. Wein14

    Wein14 Active Member

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    The ultimate accessory!
     
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    Wein14, Jan 27, 2011
  3. merrysupersteve

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    Go **** yourself Ricardo. Hope you die in a plane crash!
     
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    merrysupersteve, Jan 27, 2011
  4. Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te

    Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te Member

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    Cheers mate
     
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    Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te, Jan 27, 2011
  5. overseasTOON

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    Remember.

    A stalker is for life (yours or his; depends on severity of infatuation) and not just a casual thing (unless your a disposable Z-list celebrity then your stalker normally lasts a little less longer than your fame).
     
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    overseasTOON, Jan 27, 2011
  6. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Just get a haircut. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Jan 27, 2011
  7. originallad

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    Why plane crash? Statiscally, the chances of that happening are quite slim. There'd be more chance of him dieing if you'd have said car crash.
     
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    originallad, Jan 27, 2011
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    and sunglasses
     
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    Geordie Monkey, Jan 27, 2011
  9. Wein14

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    Its to fit in with his fetish dream. Car crashes just dont get him up the runway...
     
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  10. simonbh7

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    But surely if you hate someone enough to wish them dead, you would want them to die more painfully than in a plane crash?

    How about stripped naked and tied to an enormous cactus and have his body smeared in peanut butter. A little known fact is that Meerkats go mental for peanut butter and seeing Ricardo's encrusted body, they would think that it was meerkat christmas.

    OK, it's just a suggestion:huh:
     
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    simonbh7, Jan 27, 2011

  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Or a cage full of honey badgers
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jan 27, 2011
  12. Wein14

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    Sounds like someone else has a fetish:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wein14, Jan 27, 2011
  13. Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te

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    I wish we could talk about something else :( I don't like being the centrepiece of all these fetishes!!
     
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    Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te, Jan 27, 2011
  14. overseasTOON

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    Try not to think of it as stalking. Think of it as an appreciation society.

    That's what I tell all my victims anyway.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jan 27, 2011
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