I'm being stalked

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A stalker is for life (yours or his; depends on severity of infatuation) and not just a casual thing (unless your a disposable Z-list celebrity then your stalker normally lasts a little less longer than your fame).
 
But surely if you hate someone enough to wish them dead, you would want them to die more painfully than in a plane crash?

How about stripped naked and tied to an enormous cactus and have his body smeared in peanut butter. A little known fact is that Meerkats go mental for peanut butter and seeing Ricardo's encrusted body, they would think that it was meerkat christmas.

OK, it's just a suggestion:huh:
 
How about stripped naked and tied to an enormous cactus and have his body smeared in peanut butter. A little known fact is that Meerkats go mental for peanut butter and seeing Ricardo's encrusted body, they would think that it was meerkat christmas.

OK, it's just a suggestion:huh:

Sounds like someone else has a fetish:emoticon-0105-wink:
 
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