It is me after facial reconstruction surgery Jiffy. I asked to look like John Collins as I heard him say in an interview he was the most handsome man in Europe. Things went sadly awry as you can see from the picture.
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Guys I am gutted by all of this why would you not believe a guy with the initials JC? I will probably just have to stick my heid in a bucket of nitromors and become like that faceless guy on Game of thrones now (not MD).
John Collins is my mentor Tina. Everything in life doesn't boil down to simple biological impulses you have spent far too long a time amongst your cats. Besides John Collins is the best exponent of asexual reproduction in Europe why would he bother with somebodies mere wife?