I used to work on the dust with Roy Keane, and you wouldn't believe the tricks I used to pull on him. Some of the japery he didn't even notice, such as the dog-s**te in his sandwich, but once he did catch me w**king into his wage packet. He flipped his lid and chased me across Walton-on-the-Naze, a rusty pipe in one hand and a wedge of soggy tenners in the other. 'When I catch ya, I'll kick your feckin' cock off, ya c**t!' I heard him yell as I took cover in a stand of elm trees. I never saw him again after that; he signed for Manchester United the next day. He mentioned this story in his biography, though.
Nathan Barley seems like a nice chap/chapess ER would soak him/her over night and make a nice soup in the morning.
I have welcomed todays weather conditions Aldo. I spent this afternoon in the garden then two hours tonight on a sun bed. My new Avatar picture was taken half an hour ago. I just want to look like him he's my aspirational role model. He also has the same initials as Jesus. PS the sunbed burned off all my hair so I just painted some on.
Of course bud the Matt Elliot option is by far the easiest finish as it's a pretty smooth napper to apply the paint onto.
That Is ticketyboo Mo I fear the silk finish is a bit bold for me. I am not blessed with your audacious spirit unfortunately.
