Premier League deals confirmed on the opening day... AFC Bournemouth Tyrone Mings (Ipswich) £8m Christian Atsu (Chelsea) Loan Artur Boruc (Southampton) Free Adam Federici (Reading) Free Josh King (Blackburn) Free Sylvain Distin (Everton) Free Arsenal Petr Cech (Chelsea) £10.9m Aston Villa Scott Sinclair (Manchester City) £2.5m Micah Richards (Manchester City) Free Chelsea Nathan (Atletico Paranaense) Undisclosed Crystal Palace None Everton Gerard Deulofeu (Barcelona) £4.25m Tom Cleverley (Manchester United) Free Leicester City Shinji Okazaki (FSV Mainz) £7m [Subject to work permit] Robert Huth (Stoke) £3m Christian Fuchs (Schalke) Free Liverpool Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim) £21.3m Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton) £12.5m Joe Gomez (Charlton) £3.5m Danny Ings (Burnley) Tribunal James Milner (Manchester City) Free Adam Bogdan (Bolton) Free Manchester City NONE Manchester United Memphis Depay (PSV) £22.3m Newcastle United NONE Norwich City Graham Dorrans (West Brom) Undisclosed Youssouf Mulumbu (West Brom) Free Southampton Juanmi (Malaga) £5m Cedric Soares (Sporting Lisbon) £4.7m Maarten Stekelenburg (Fulham) Loan Stoke City Joselu (Hannover 96) £5.75m Jakob Haugaard (FC Midtjylland) Undisclosed Philipp Wollscheid (Bayer Leverkusen) Undisclosed Sunderland NONE Swansea City Eder (Braga) £5m Franck Tabanou (Saint Etienne) £3.5m Kristoffer Nordfeldt (Heerenveen) Undisclosed Andre Ayew (Marseille) Free Tottenham Hotspur Kevin Wimmer (Cologne) £4.3m Kieran Trippier (Burnley) £3.5m Watford Matej Vydra (Udinese) Undisclosed Sebastian Prödl (Werder Bremen) Free Giedrius Arlauskis (Steaua Bucharest) Free West Bromwich Albion James McClean (Wigan) £1.5m West Ham United Dimitri Payet (Marseille) Undisclosed Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria) Undisclosed Darren Randolph (Birmingham City) Free
Lambert was a really poor fit for Liverpool, Balotelli's a poor fit for anyone, they massively overpaid for Lovren, lots of the business they did last season was poor.
Think everyone on here last year thought we got some great signings, me included. We were unlucky with 2 bad injuries, and hindsight with the rest is a great thing.
All 3 were proven quality players in the PL so Hindsight Yes at the time No. Only twt on this summers.
BREAKING: God creates the land, the oceans and all the plants. Fulham and Haynes agree £100-a-week deal. #ticklerbreaking
Aston Villa, who Tickles assures us have no money to spend, have agreed a £9m fee with Lille for 25-year-old midfielder Idrissa Gueye.
Except for Bogdan. And to be honest, as much as I like Danny Ings as a player. Its very hard to say he's up to scratch for a club that have champions league aspirations.
I deliberately left Bogdan off my list of their signings. I think Ings is a very good player, I think he'll be a decent fit, much better than Lambert.
Ings is certainly a better signing than Lambert. Nothing against Lambert, but he's much older than Ings and doesn't really fit into Liverpool's style, which I think Ings would.
He's highly rated, but I believe his mum tried to assault one of the Arsenal coaches if that's the same kid.
She's bonkers apparently, they banned her from the training ground, but she went in anyway, took a selfie, then got arrested. please log in to view this image
Chris Taylor is set to reject an offer from Rotherham United and sign a new contract with Blackburn Rovers. Brentford have signed Danish international Andreas Bjelland. BREAKING: Sky Sources: Tottenham to hold talks with Atletico Madrid over move for Toby Alderweireld.