Rumour on the Villa board is that Bent is off to Chelsea, shall we put in a cheeky bid...it's ok I didn't bring a coat
I'd put in a bid of 20m, make him come up to the NE and do some grovelling to the local press and let him think we are going to re-sign him, only to tell him to **** off right a the last minute and throw the greedy, back stabbing twat out on his arse.
Bent won't sign for Chelsea, as they will exceed their absolute ****ing sleazy scumbag prick quota if they sign him, UEFA are tightening up on it (or should be). Unless they are selling Terry like.
You can only be registered to play for two different clubs in any one season, not just a premiership rule, is Fifa enforced.
article 138.11 of UEFA rules states that if more than 68% of your fans lack both front teeth you are exempt from the aforementioned rule.