Off Topic WHOOSH!! Moments

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Craigo

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Does anyone have any good 'Whoosh' moments they can entertain us with?

Personally I was shocked to find out recently that the song 'Afternoon Delight' by The Starland Vocal Band (which I unknowingly sang along to as a boy) is actually about shagging in the afternoon!!! :emoticon-0104-surpr

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Does anyone have any good 'Whoosh' moments they can entertain us with?

Personally I was shocked to find out recently that the song 'Afternoon Delight' by The Starland Vocal Band (which I unknowingly sang along to as a boy) is actually about shagging in the afternoon!!! :emoticon-0104-surpr

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All the more reason to song it then
 
Some people think Rock Around The Clock is about dancing all night.

Realise what rock and also roll meant in black communities and songs take on a different meaning.

"Have you heard the news?
There's good rocking tonight
Meet me on the corner as fast as you can
For tonight I'm gonna be a might, mighty man"

That wasn't about dancing either.
 
Does anyone have any good 'Whoosh' moments they can entertain us with?

Personally I was shocked to find out recently that the song 'Afternoon Delight' by The Starland Vocal Band (which I unknowingly sang along to as a boy) is actually about shagging in the afternoon!!! :emoticon-0104-surpr

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There's a good episode of Arrested Development where a guy and his 14 year old niece come to the same realisation whilst singing it as a duet at the office xmas party.
 
I have lots of these!

My latest:

The alphabet is called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are Alpha and Beta

Hadn't thought about it like that before!
 
For a while when younger i didnt realise that limp bizkits album 'chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water' was names for arsehole and jizz but then i was a bit thick back then and if im honest not too much better now haha
 
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For a while when younger i didnt realise that limp bizkits album 'chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water' was names for arsehole and jizz but then i was a bit thick back then and if im honest not too much better now haha

Whereabouts in Dorset do you live? Just been down there. Lovely part of the world.
 
Steely Dan was a victorian ( I believe) word for a kind of dildo, and 10cc is the average amount of sperm produced at ejaculation.