Don't push it in further! I don't want it crawling round my brain! (I have no idea if that's possible or not)
No unless it eats it's way in there I suppose, if he is feeling pain, it' probably laid eggs Re the pencil, I'd rather have a dead spider in my ear than a live one
Don't know if the pencil is deadly enough though. Better get the shotgun to make sure. I would be legging it to the hospital in his case.
"Doesn't seem to hurt her" Her legs flailing and the meow's would suggest to me that's it not the most comfortable thing in the world... poor cat.