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This is my new neighbour
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you mind my dog"

Just my luck!!!!