I paid full whack. Can I get a refund?
I'd prefer a postal order if possible.

What did it say?Pretty sure uttercunt left one about me.
Is that still there?
Came to me in a dream, Dan.That torture scene was bloody horrible.


I gave 4Real fans leave reviews. Glowing five star reviews![]()

"Free and fab"? Who's the wise guy?![]()
Anyway, guise, itz still free so get it dounloded, innit <ok}
No probs Dan. To be fair, I'd probably give it a 4 myself. 5 star should be reserved for the very best of the best. I think some of my 5s are charitable ones ie "it's excellent for some random guy dicking about on his phone, but maybe not in the grand scheme of things".I gave 4![]()


I'd prefer a twelve inch cock but life's a bitch.
Anywhere you like, sailor.Cock for Mr Stam. Where d'ya wannit?