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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    When they played at Ayresome Park it was easy for them to mug you.
    I was quite looking forward to my first visit to the riverside.
    What a disappointment!
    Built on industrial wasteland in the middle of nowhere that wouldn't be out of place in a Mad Max film.
    Went for a piss at half time.
    The bogs had two ends - deep & deeper.
    I have no love for Boro at all.
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    And if finishing above Newcastle was reeeaaaally important we would have obviously getting out of second gear against Arsenal, turned on the style and giving them the mother of all hidings, instead of given them a football lesson on how to defend.
     
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  3. The Relic

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    Hey, I hope you don't include me in 'turncoat', man. I was just born an honest man and I'll die one. When we stuff them in the derbies I feel bloody great. But if they finish above us, the time to do something about it was six months ago, not now. If they've finished above us, then so be it. I'll stand up and say so. We're not helping ourselves by whining over it. We're just making ourselves look small here.
     
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  4. QWOP

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    I only posted this thread up in jest/slightly drunk! Quite frankly the whole top dog thing is (as I have said before) akin to who has the least smelliest ****. Neither of us have had a particularly amazing season. I can only hope things will get better next season...
     
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  5. grandpops

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    The thing is QWOP we`ve been expecting you to finish above us for the best part of 6 months. The lead your lot had over us at Xmas should have been unassailable. No way should it have got as close as it did.

    Ashley gambled and came within a whisker of losing.

    You`re right though, there`s very little to choose between us crap wise.

    The way things are, if Boro come up they might finish higher than both of us and we can`t be doing with that.
     
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  6. The Relic

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    Completely agree with that mate. We were fifth from the drop and you did one place better on the last day - wow! Bully for bloody both clubs. It's time the north-east started to be the north-east again. Jesus, we've eight championships between us (mostly ours) and eight FA Cups (mostly yours). What the hell happened to the days when Shack would bugger about because he had too much brilliance not to enjoy himself and Milburn could hit the finest FA Cup Final goal ever from whatever distance it took?.They took excellence all in their stride. Okay, I will give credit to Newcastle for finishing above us. But the bottom line is we both ought to be bloody ashamed of ourselves. The NE used to be called 'The Hotbed of Soccer'. And look at the buggers now.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    So does mine! Heavy night. Very happy though :)
     
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  8. QWOP

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    Ha yeah it sounds like you had a good night mate. You deserve it (and many more to come).
     
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  9. Brian Storm

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    I'm so ill fella. I feel like I've got Parkinson or something. Can't stop shaking. Rough as ****. Glad you had a good night though fella. The relief is unreal isn't it?
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    What?
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    No no no no lads... Top Dogs is all that matters, and I don't say that just because we pulled three points out of our arses against traffic cones wearing West Ham shirts yesterday...

    Let's be honest, neither club is going to win something in the near future (Sunderland got the closest). We're both utter ****e. "Top Dogs" is all that matters, because for the next few seasons, it'll probably determine which one stays up and which doesn't!
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    I'll take 5 in a row safe in the knowledge you've got Ashley 4 life over that 1 point fella. All day long. We're not progressing no but you lot are devolving.

    But all that matters is that your **** smells a little bit less than ours. Well done ;)
     
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  13. Brian Storm

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    That reminds me. Who's the bully who's been going round giving you all wedgies? <laugh>

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    Seriously, Puma's worst efforts yet. What a **** brand. Feel for you having to play in such low quality badly designed kits.
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Least our players aren't too busy trying to get into kids' clothes ;)
     
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    if it guarentees us 6pts and survival, then Newcastle can be top dogs every season marra
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

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    You do realise you lost to a team home and away again that is worse than you?
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    It would seem Connor isn't the only one with a touch of a rapist. ;)
     
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  18. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    If he referring to the bloke who, for years, they tried saying is one of them?

    Interesting.
     
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  19. Brian Storm

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    Oh there's no doubt about it. Newcastle fans made it abrubtly clear. Adam Johnson is a mag. Isn't that right @Albert's Chip Shop? ;)
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    In fairness, you lot actually gave him a standing ovation... The only ones giving him the clap should be your female classmates ;)
     
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