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  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Well its a bit embarrassing really cos the first started with me wetting myself :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do you enjoy farting into your hand and smelling it?

    I know I do
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 25, 2015
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Was it wetting with wee, or wetting by sexually instigated squirting?
     
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    Gambol, May 25, 2015
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Farting in your hand and shoving it in your burd's face. They love that!
     
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  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I don't
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Farting is for commoners.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 25, 2015
  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Def not wee
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Just downloaded this book

    I won't read it though because I'm a spastic
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 25, 2015
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  9. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    u got a link ?

    To to the book on Amazon <whistle>
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How about farting under the duvet and then pushing your head down for a smell?

    How about when wimmin fart under the duvet and we men pretend it did not happen?

    Where's yer CV? <grr>
     
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    Gambol, May 25, 2015
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's this site's fault. The compressed link amzn.to.1CZ6MMj works everywhere else - apart from here <doh>

    Changed it now.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah ha!

    Minxy is a squirter. <laugh>

    You do realise that during squirting you release a small jet of wee as well? It's not your fault. It's simply an action of the female physiognomy. <ok>
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just presume it's really good and give it five stars!

    I'm joking. I'd never endorse such an act.
    :bandit:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Not one funny not606 style review.

    <steam>
     
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  16. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    do u want all the graphic details ..... 1st was 5 hrs
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There was one, but the Amazon mods deemed "Jip Jaap Stam fists donkeys" obscene.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
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  18. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I've downloaded it ..... but a bit violent for me ...... so have downloaded it for the hubby ..... I'll get him to do a review
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There's not that much violence in it. And only one torture scene.
    Thanks for downloading though <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
  20. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Bambi is too violent for me ...... I'm a coward !
     
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