Off Topic Weird traits........

[QWOP]

You're a canny lad but a ****ing weirdo, lol.

The weirdo thing is what endears me to you lot

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Loads for me, smelling my hands after taking gloves off in the gym, they stink but I just have to keep going back for more.

I also seem to be the only person in England who still uses the word 'maam' when being spoken to by an older lady be it a shop attendant or a bank cashier etc, purely instinctive 'yes ma'am' I sound like a daft septic tank.

 

[its been fun thanks :)]

Loads for me, smelling my hands after taking gloves off in the gym, they stink but I just have to keep going back for more.

I also seem to be the only person in England who still uses the word 'maam' when being spoken to by an older lady be it a shop attendant or a bank cashier etc, purely instinctive 'yes ma'am' I sound like a daft septic tank.

I tend to do that when I after fill my car with diesel - something about that lingering aroma - my wife nags me about it when I'm driving and sniffing my hands

 

[David Moyes' Stupid Face]

What are yours?
I like to save a **** up for a few days, so much more pleasurable when you eventually go.
Also, I can't have a piss in the pub or factory netty if somebody's at the urinal before me.
If that happens I have to gan to the ****ting end.

What the ****? I go like 4-5 times a day, how can you not take a dump for several days?!? I think you may need more fibre in your diet

 

[Deletion Requested1]

I have a tendency to masterbate before a game (I think its nerves) but the stewards tend to be a bit rough as they are throwing me out - I stopped shopping pre game a while ago as I kept getting banned from Tesco's

 

[The Relic]

What the ****? I go like 4-5 times a day, how can you not take a dump for several days?!? I think you may need more fibre in your diet

You go 4 or 5 times a day?! Jesus man, why don't you move the cooker and the fridge into the bog and live there?
Just a suggestion like.

 

[Rick O'Shea]

I have a tendency to masterbate before a game (I think its nerves) but the stewards tend to be a bit rough as they are throwing me out - I stopped shopping pre game a while ago as I kept getting banned from Tesco's

Tesco is just over the road. You could do both.

In fact, get the park and ride and you can even get Sainsburys too.