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Off Topic Weird traits........

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, May 19, 2015.

  1. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    The weirdo thing is what endears me to you lot <laugh>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Loads for me, smelling my hands after taking gloves off in the gym, they stink but I just have to keep going back for more.

    I also seem to be the only person in England who still uses the word 'maam' when being spoken to by an older lady be it a shop attendant or a bank cashier etc, purely instinctive 'yes ma'am' I sound like a daft septic tank.
     
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    I tend to do that when I after fill my car with diesel - something about that lingering aroma - my wife nags me about it when I'm driving and sniffing my hands
     
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    What the ****? I go like 4-5 times a day, how can you not take a dump for several days?!? I think you may need more fibre in your diet <laugh>
     
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    I have a tendency to masterbate before a game (I think its nerves) but the stewards tend to be a bit rough as they are throwing me out - I stopped shopping pre game a while ago as I kept getting banned from Tesco's
     
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    You go 4 or 5 times a day?! Jesus man, why don't you move the cooker and the fridge into the bog and live there?
    Just a suggestion like. <laugh> :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Tesco is just over the road. You could do both.

    In fact, get the park and ride and you can even get Sainsburys too.
     
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