Are you a barmaid at Tickler's Snooker Club?
(he may change your away kit to the colours his jockey's wear when riding his horses like he did with Salfords).

Black, grey and 'sonic gold' - hardly a massive change in away colours.![]()
The away kit can be pink and blue for all I care as long as the home kit staysYeah, the jockey jersey isn't - but looking at Salford's away kit - it's black, grey and gold. So not really sure how it's classed as like the jockey jersey in the first place.
He thinks the world is against him, loves the sound of his own voice and his attitude during his attempts to get the Salford v Hull fc game postponed was embarrassing.
Generally comes across as a bellend.
The opposite of what I'd want of our next owner.
Still an improvement on Allam then
Oh aye it's possible.
But I'd rather an owner that enjoys the quiet life.
They probably wouldn't want to buy a football club if that was the case.
He thinks the world is against him, loves the sound of his own voice and his attitude during his attempts to get the Salford v Hull fc game postponed was embarrassing.
Generally comes across as a bellend.
The opposite of what I'd want of our next owner.
Oh aye it's possible.
But I'd rather an owner that enjoys the quiet life.
Like a dropped plate of alphabet soup, this has disaster written all over it.
Yeah, the jockey jersey isn't - but looking at Salford's away kit - it's black, grey and gold. So not really sure how it's classed as like the jockey jersey in the first place.
The current balance on the ever ticking meter is creeping up to £900m to £3b. But he is being constantly driven round the benzHas anyone checked his net worth with a taxi driver yet?![]()