Playing the man is all I can do. I'm a one trick Pony I'm afraid. Besides, could I possibly have given a guy a more polite put down?
Hoops, maybe some people would prefer it but I'd be quite confident that given the opportunity to watch low level (sh*t?) football and decent football, the vast majority would choose the latter. If its a case of having a slightly better than average chance of winning in an awful turgid contest against Rotherham or a worse than average chance of getting a draw in a game with some quality against Chelsea, I personally would think there's an unfortunate complication in the cortex of an individual who would even for a second consider the former.
Incidentally I also happen to think there'd be a higher than average chance of people on this Board suffering from such complications compared to the general populace.